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Enjoy

Fri, 2017-09-01 07:30

Enjoy

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Biggest poo ever.

Fri, 2017-09-01 07:53

 A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting with pride with the size of the dump he has just had.

"Go and have a look of the size of that turd I have just done" he says to his wife.
"No way, I don't want to look at that, it's stinks in there"
"Please just go in and have a quick look, it's a good two pounder" he says.
After several minutes of pleading with his wife she agrees to have a look.
She dashes in pinching her nose for the smell & runs back out saying "there's nothing there, you must have flushed it away" 
"No, no" he says "it's on the fuckin’ scales.

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stopped by the police

Fri, 2017-09-01 08:45

 *Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.*
*And was asked where he was going at that time of night.*
 
*Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects It has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."*
 
*The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of
night?"*
 
*Ron replied, "That would be my wife."*

 
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Caption-spreddy to the

Fri, 2017-09-01 08:52

Caption-spreddy to the fishing gods

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 "Good things come to those

Fri, 2017-09-01 09:08

 "Good things come to those who bait"

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 "who needs a burley bag"

Fri, 2017-09-01 09:32

 "who needs a burley bag"

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 Could well be hanging the

Fri, 2017-09-01 11:13

 Could well be hanging the burley bag out, cant tell from the back.

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hey it's Friday, thanks for

Fri, 2017-09-01 10:30

hey it's Friday, thanks for the reminder.

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Tapable

Fri, 2017-09-01 10:58

 

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MILF - Man I Love Fishing 

Fri, 2017-09-01 11:44

MILF - Man I Love Fishing 

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