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Enjoy just made it back from Bali before the Volcano erupted some say good new some say bad news

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 Want to know why I am

Fri, 2018-07-06 07:42

 

Want to know why I am reluctant to visit the Doctor...read on
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, 
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." 

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology crap." 


He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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BAHAHAHA

Fri, 2018-07-06 11:14

BAHAHAHA

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Haircut

Fri, 2018-07-06 08:05

 Pat Cash 2018 ...

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Solar panel mullet a rare

Fri, 2018-07-06 08:06

Solar panel mullet a rare mullet to say the least

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 Qualified carpet layer available for jobs big and small 

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Date Joined: 21/07/14

Landing pad

Fri, 2018-07-06 11:06

 Landing pad for a skin cancer

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 ikea cut . flat pack. 

Fri, 2018-07-06 13:48

 ikea cut . flat pack. 

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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Me - th head

Fri, 2018-07-06 19:52

 drone mullet cut

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 Lawn mower cut

Sat, 2018-07-07 09:11

 

Lawn mower cut

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Hair cut

Sun, 2018-07-08 07:53

 The Monkllet. A mullet a monk would have. 

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 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

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 Friar Tuck Mullet

Mon, 2018-07-09 12:46

 Friar Tuck Mullet