one day adam spoke to god saying he was feeling a bit uncomfortable between the legs. god explained what the situation was and said he had created a woman , she lives in a cave up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain and accross the river.
adam took off in a real hurry only to return a few moments later, asking god what is a hill. god explained .
Adam took off again up over the hill only to return a few minuits later , asking god what is a valley. god explained.
Adam took off again up over the hill and down through the valley only to return about half hour later asking god what is a mountain , god explained.
Adam took off again in a hurry up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain , about an hour later he returned asking god , whats a cave. god explained .
Adam took off once again up over the hill , down through the valley , around the mountain and then into the cave. about an hour later he returned looking horribly puzzled asking god Whats a headache
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The plane one just cracked me up.
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I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.
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Did ya hear about the
Did ya hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He was seen walking down the street carrying a sign that said "there is no dog"
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all great ones there.
all great ones there.
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one day adam spoke to god
one day adam spoke to god saying he was feeling a bit uncomfortable between the legs. god explained what the situation was and said he had created a woman , she lives in a cave up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain and accross the river.
adam took off in a real hurry only to return a few moments later, asking god what is a hill. god explained .
Adam took off again up over the hill only to return a few minuits later , asking god what is a valley. god explained.
Adam took off again up over the hill and down through the valley only to return about half hour later asking god what is a mountain , god explained.
Adam took off again in a hurry up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain , about an hour later he returned asking god , whats a cave. god explained .
Adam took off once again up over the hill , down through the valley , around the mountain and then into the cave. about an hour later he returned looking horribly puzzled asking god Whats a headache
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together