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LOL this week

Fri, 2018-11-02 08:38

The plane one just cracked me up.
Got it!!!

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Fri, 2018-11-02 08:44

Money laundering and assault and battery. 

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Got it

Fri, 2018-11-02 08:53

 got it.

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I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.

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Did ya hear about the

Fri, 2018-11-02 17:05

Did ya hear about the dyslexic atheist?

He was seen walking down the street carrying a sign that said "there is no dog"

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 all great ones there. 

Fri, 2018-11-02 17:35

 all great ones there. 

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 Funny shit! 

Fri, 2018-11-02 17:42

 Funny shit! 

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 Hi my name is rob............. and I'm a........... fishaholic

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 one day adam spoke to god

Fri, 2018-11-02 17:44

 one day adam spoke to god saying he was feeling a bit uncomfortable between the legs. god explained what the situation was and said he had created a woman , she lives in a cave up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain and accross the river.

adam took off in a real hurry only to return a few moments later, asking god what is a hill. god explained . 

Adam took off again up over the hill only to return a few minuits later , asking god what is a valley. god explained. 

Adam took off again up over the hill and down through the valley only to return about half hour later asking god what is a mountain , god explained.

Adam took off again in a hurry up over the hill down through the valley around the mountain , about an hour later he returned asking god , whats a cave. god explained .

Adam took off once again up over the hill , down through the valley , around the mountain and then into the cave. about an hour later he returned looking horribly puzzled asking god Whats a headache

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together