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I'll take first plug then

Fri, 2020-09-11 08:26

Nobody is dead

24 triangles

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 BOOB.

Fri, 2020-09-11 08:43

 BOOB.

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 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

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 I think 25 triangles

Fri, 2020-09-11 10:13

 I think 25 triangles

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 rather be fishing

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 26

Fri, 2020-09-11 10:15

 26

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18 Triangles...common maths

Fri, 2020-09-11 10:49

18 Triangles...common maths question in India apparently.

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Winner

Sat, 2020-09-12 11:46

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAXnWz3ml-I

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 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

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1 more layer

Sat, 2020-09-12 12:59

 

1 more layer than the video linked. Just to be a little sneaky...

 

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 Getting wet is part of the Fun

Boston Whaler 235 Conquest

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 B he has a hole in his

Fri, 2020-09-11 12:50

 B he has a hole in his gut 

NOON

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i think thats his hand?i

Fri, 2020-09-11 13:27

i think thats his hand?
i would have gone with A - he is not moving
B is moving (feet)
C is holding a book - albeit underwater!

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 his hand i think m8 they

Fri, 2020-09-11 15:17

 his hand i think m8

 they anyway all

just sleeping

 

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And 24 C NOON

Fri, 2020-09-11 14:11

 There you go.

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 I got 24 too

Fri, 2020-09-11 20:47

 I got 24 too

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 5 triangles 

Fri, 2020-09-11 15:29

 5 triangles

 

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Fri, 2020-09-11 17:47

I was in the shoe shop and I said to the assistant, ‘It’s too tight’.
She said, ‘Try it with the tongue out.’

I said, ‘It’th nho ghood, it’th thtill thoo thigh!’

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Fri, 2020-09-11 17:48

What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One’s a very heavy animal and the other’s a little lighter

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 12 triangles

Fri, 2020-09-11 19:57

 14 triangles

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26 

Fri, 2020-09-11 21:23

26 

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Seven

Fri, 2020-09-11 21:27

 

Seven Triangles

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5

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24 traingles and B dead

Sat, 2020-09-12 12:57

 

24 triangles

B is dead

 

A floating on back unlikely to be dead and C holding on book unlikely to be dead

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 A- Dead bodies float.

Sat, 2020-09-12 14:45

 A- Dead bodies float.

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Not at first

Sat, 2020-09-12 18:56

 Very few float at first, most do later as the body and contents start to decompose

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triangles / 3 sides?

Sun, 2020-09-13 07:52

 8 for me 

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 16 

Mon, 2020-09-14 09:42

 16

 

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....18 Triangle

Mon, 2020-09-14 12:54

....18 Triangle

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Pic in reply?

Mon, 2020-09-14 13:59

Brock, how did you post a picture in your reply?

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Hi Mark, I signed up to

Tue, 2020-09-15 08:30

Hi Mark,

I signed up to https://imgur.com/upload

Its free....no issues so far, just upload...then top right you can copy link for Forums.

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 The one at the top has 4

Mon, 2020-09-14 13:10

 The one at the top has 4 layers , so it has 24. But your correct in working it out Brocko 

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lol...correct 24

Mon, 2020-09-14 13:50

lol...correct 24

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B is dead

Mon, 2020-09-14 13:57

Dead people float face down...
If the guy in the ring was dead, he wouldn't be holding the book....

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All alive. B is also alive.

Mon, 2020-09-14 14:56

Look at the ripples in water around both legs that are dipped into water... the legs must be moving.

The clue says - "pay attention to detail".

If "B" was dead - rigor mortis would have set in and the body would be "stiff" and only ripples would be coming from say one side because of wind or current direction.

These ripples are radiating from legs that are moving - so must still be alive.

 

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I googled the image....

Mon, 2020-09-14 15:52

 

"Answer: The correct answer is C.

If you see the legs of person B, there is vibration in the water. This makes us sure that person B is not dead.

Now many of us will say that the person “A” is dead as his body is floating in the water.

 But the question is do dead bodies float in water?. The answer is yes, but it takes at least 2 to 3 days for a dead body to float.

 In the starting 1 to 2 days, a dead body sinks under the water, thereafter it starts floating.

 Thus, person A is not dead as it doesn’t make any sense for 2 people (B & C) to come to the pool to chill out with a dead body

 floating in it.

Finally, let’s have a look at Person C. If you see closely, the person is having a laptop in his hand and it is in the water. Also, he seems to be in a subconscious state."

 

...and this answer doesnt make any sense to me.....   How can you tell that is a laptop?  ... and he may be passed out from too much booze......  and why would A and B come to the pool if there is a body floating in an inner tube?

Nah... this answer is BS....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The C guy is still alive as

Mon, 2020-09-14 20:02

The C guy is still alive as holding onto the book/laptop 

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26 triangles A is dead I

Sun, 2020-09-20 09:53

26 triangles
A is dead I reckon

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A i reckon. they all have

Sun, 2020-09-20 13:01

A i reckon. They all have ripples coming off of them and how do you know that A or B's ripples arent caused from C bouncing around. 'A' died got stuck to the kreepy crawley for a couple of days, then old mates jump in, A floats to surface face down then B or C flip him over and chill. 

Seems a bit silly and open ended with no proper answer.

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