Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-06-17 07:51
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Tony Halliday
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This from a retired
This from a retired teacher..............
As a former English teacher, I appreciate the example used in the following. Only wish I could have used it in 8th grade classes - I'm sure they would've understood it then.
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capitalisation. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
bod
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rethink
i rarely use capitals these days...after that example Tony maybe i'll have to rethink it.
Buz
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Hahahah nice one Tony, i'll
Hahahah nice one Tony, i'll show that to my other half, she'll love it(she is a Primary School Teacher) :)
Browny
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Date Joined: 04/01/11
Dog versus porcupine!
I guess the dog lost!
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
fishing94
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to see that is pretty sad
to see that is pretty sad cause i got the same dog but i think he under estimated his apponent in that fight.
Names matt
MattMiller
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Date Joined: 15/06/09
Cmon Browny
I dunno what sort of bloke you are but I don't find that funny at all
Browny
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Date Joined: 04/01/11
Yer, isn't a laugh out loud
Yer, isn't a laugh out loud funny is it, just a weird photo that I thought I'd share. (I've always wondered why the owner let the situation get that far, when the dog was on a leash anyway!)
as for what sort of bloke i am.... an unasuming person whom loves his fishing, and has done for over 40 years! :-)
Is this one more to your taste in humour?
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
The_Wanderer
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Date Joined: 24/09/08
Professor was giving a
Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ar*ehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably out fishing with his mates!!"
MattMiller
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Fair enough Browny
no harm done. That response holds you in good sted
Thing is i've seen those pic before and as a dog lover any cruelty or harm done to dogs disgusts me, period.
Sounds like there onto something up Northhampton way
Tony Halliday
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yip bull terrier vs porcupine
yip bull terrier vs porcupine , the dumb dog is not going to win that one.
Seen it more than once before in RSA.
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=bull+terrier+vs+porcupine&hl=en&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4876TbCNG5DovQPb3L2mAw&ved=0CCMQsAQ&biw=1259&bih=848
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_pit_bull_vs_porcupine.htm
original story of what happened.
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Browny
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No probs Matt.
One thing with any forum such as f/w, is that everyone relies on 1 segment of communication only...the written form. This means that sometimes a post may be read in a way that wasnt intended! I've heard that about 90 % of communication is body language and tone of speaking, so its little wonder that sometimes a post is misconstrued! Cheers Matt n catch ya on the water sometime!
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
Tony Halliday
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Date Joined: 14/06/07
my body language says " I
my body language says " I want to F@#$% go home and fish...."
but sooo true mate, too many a jest jibe comment has almost lead to a full scale fight before on forums....
We all need to ease up and go mellow & with the flow...
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Lamby
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I sat there with a smile on
I sat there with a smile on my face as my wife wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:
"Here, love, I'll change gear for you."
Lamby
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"If you win the lottery, the
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine, 17 inch rims and a respray for my Ford Laser," I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.
"My point exactly."
The_Wanderer
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LOL
LOL
scottland
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friday funnies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTIa_2A9ZU
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
hemi
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Wtf is up with rajers eyes
Wtf is up with rajers eyes haha