Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-07-08 07:26
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Browny
Posts: 316
Date Joined: 04/01/11
Another friday funny.
(not really a funny, but I'da needed a change of jocks if I was driving!!)
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
cudbfishn
Posts: 1311
Date Joined: 06/04/09
hold those coconuts
hold those coconuts
fisho-ron
Posts: 2539
Date Joined: 26/09/09
that second pic is all wrong,
that second pic is all wrong, from the front they would look like cricket balls in socks i reckon.......but the first is all good, a little curvey but nicccceeee.
thesupervisor
Posts: 1136
Date Joined: 10/06/09
The English LanguageThere is
The English Language
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.
English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese?
Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse, 2 lice. One house, 2 hice?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
getting the bottom line final answer from a bunch of blokes that use false names and put smiley faces at the end of paragraphs is not the best place in the world to get the information you seek.
Mitch300491
Posts: 166
Date Joined: 21/03/11
Just awesome.... and people
Just awesome.... and people wonder why its hard to learn the English language...
fisherking
Posts: 730
Date Joined: 29/05/08
Very clever.I may steal it
Very clever.
I may steal it for FB
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
thesupervisor
Posts: 1136
Date Joined: 10/06/09
i stole it im not smart
i stole it im not smart enough for that stuff
but it was a intresting read
i thought hlokk would like it
getting the bottom line final answer from a bunch of blokes that use false names and put smiley faces at the end of paragraphs is not the best place in the world to get the information you seek.
fisherking
Posts: 730
Date Joined: 29/05/08
lol.It's just his way. Some
lol.
It's just his way. Some people just have WAY too much time on their hands.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Steam Rollers dont roll
Steam Rollers dont roll steam, baby oil is not made out of babies nor are babies made out of baby oil, Baby sitters dont sit on babies, and I dont think Sperm Whales are made out of sperm either.
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
hlokk
Posts: 4293
Date Joined: 04/04/08
"Dad? What's a blowjob?""Well
"Dad? What's a blowjob?"
"Well son, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, and it's daddys birthday...."
channy
Posts: 242
Date Joined: 30/11/10
hahaha good one
hahaha good one