Funnies 3 - FIGHT !!!
Submitted by davey on Tue, 2008-06-10 16:59
There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the
furtherest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a
great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car .. (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
...and that's when the fight started...
davey
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Date Joined: 17/05/07
best short joke ever
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
davey
Posts: 272
Date Joined: 17/05/07
joke
An Oirish Story.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'
'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'
'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'
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davey
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Date Joined: 17/05/07
lollies
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male driver
'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver.
'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.
'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, he'? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy
'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered.
'NO,' screamed the boy.
'What will it take to get you into the car'? Asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied,
':Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it.'
Adam Gallash
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Cool videos
Here's some cool videos to watch:
Not a bad driver:
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/TheDrivingMaster.wmv
Coolest smart car:
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/coolest_smart_ever.wmv
Automatic shotgun:
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/bestshotgun.wmv
Hows the recoil:
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/RECOIL.wmv
Remote control fishing boat:
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/FishingBoat_2.wmv
Allah Ackbar (warning - graphic content)
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/Oops.wmv
Bike Accident (why you don't sit on the back!)
http://fishwrecked.com/videos/new/bikeaccident.mpg
Just a few of the gazillions out there.
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hlokk
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
Video download doesnt seem
Video download doesnt seem to work with firefox (maybe its just my browser only?)
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