good old jetstar
wifey and her best mate were of to victoria , on flight No jqp81 as were a about anouther 150 eagles fans at 145 am they are told there is a delay of an hour , thats ok will still be able to make the eagles carlton march , an hour later sorry there is anouther 25 minute delay after 40 minutes can every 1 line up for bording , 10 minutes later flight has been delayed untill 3pm this afternoon "quote can you all go home and come back this arfternoon " uhmm no we needed to be in victoria well before the start of the eagles / carlton game at the mcg , refund me the flights acomm and tickets to the footy , speaking to the girl from the' philpines that is customer relations for jetstar said " sir if you realy want to get to the game why dont you drive to melbourne you have 10 hours to get there' , i just said do you know where perth is yes she said do you know where melbourne is yes she said , me well your a stupid stupid girl try 3 days to drive from perth to melbourne clunck i hung up, the older i get the less i can not tolerate idiots and fools any more
choc
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Date Joined: 05/01/12
Would you prefer your wife
Would you prefer your wife to get on a plane that might not get to its destination?
Probably a reason the flight was delayed?
Ganged
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Date Joined: 16/02/09
WTF?
WTF?
Still learning
Riaz
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
What do you mean? He has a
What do you mean? He has a point.
Love the West!
Jackfrost80
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Date Joined: 07/05/12
Do you reckon the blatant
Do you reckon the blatant spelling mistakes were due to the info coming from the Philippines??
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Billcollector
Posts: 2006
Date Joined: 16/05/09
Always wondered why virgin
Always wondered why virgin was always late and unreliable
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
too many bad endings like
too many bad endings like this to trust them . any flights we do we pay a bit more and go with quantas, at least we know were going to get there. dont know how jetstar are still operating
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
choc
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Date Joined: 05/01/12
I've flown jetstar plenty of
I've flown jetstar plenty of times, not one issue, just lucky I guess.
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
Your right
You have been lucky....how much luck go you think you have left.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
☹️
Jetstar is one mob I won’t fly with. They have the seats set up to get as many people in seats. Being 6’2” there no room for my legs.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Silver Fox
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Date Joined: 19/06/14
Hate to be anal
There’s no U in Qantas
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
Auslobster
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Date Joined: 03/05/08
Stands for...
...Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services!
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
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Love the West!
Gadsy
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Date Joined: 01/05/10
I remember being on Jetstar's first flight to Bali
Their computer system went down and the flight was delayed by 2 - 3 hours.
Had the very back seats in the plane too, which made for an uncomfortable trip going over
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still trying
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Date Joined: 27/06/17
I went to Cairns and back
I went to Cairns and back with jetstar once nothing went wrong or anything but i still wouldn't fly with them again.
rather be fishing
dumper
Posts: 1026
Date Joined: 03/04/08
Mate of mine once had an
Mate of mine once had an empty seat next to him (that he’d paid for) on his way over Bali. Mid flight, some young bogan with a skinful of piss asked if he could sit in the empty seat so he could tune the young bit of fluff in the seat opposite the aisle. Ole mate thought he was doing fine and dandy until he lost his lunch all over the seat he was sitting in.
My mate tried to get a hostie to clean it up but couldn’t as the plane was starting to descend and it sat there until after he got off the plane.
Fast forward two weeks and my mate gets back on the plane, silly bastard had booked the same seats on the same plane and there was still bits of carrot and vomit stains in the seat next to him
Swompa
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Date Joined: 14/10/12
6 ft 3 and was on a flight
6 ft 3 and was on a flight from Hammo to Brisvegas. Sat upright with my knees either side of the spinal cord of the bloke in front of me..
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Have to agree with most
Have to agree with most sentiments here, cheap and cheery, seats like an old MTT bus.
Love the West!
Brock O
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Date Joined: 11/01/08
If it was me...and i had a
If it was me...and i had a bit of spare coin i would have upgraded them both to business class on qantus...... but depends if your a tight phuk or its all you can afford then you get what you pay for.
You inly life once.
uncle
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Date Joined: 10/02/07
Ha ha bet no one on here is
Interested in the 50 per. off air fares on sale atm.
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