good old jetstar

 wifey and her best mate were of to victoria , on flight No jqp81 as were a about anouther 150 eagles fans at 145 am they are told there is a delay of an hour , thats ok will still be able to make the eagles carlton march , an hour later sorry there is anouther 25 minute delay after 40 minutes can every 1 line up for bording , 10 minutes later flight  has been delayed untill 3pm this afternoon "quote can you all go home and come back this arfternoon " uhmm no we needed to be in victoria well before the start of the eagles / carlton game at the mcg , refund me the flights acomm and tickets to the footy ,  speaking to the girl from the' philpines that is customer relations for jetstar said " sir if you realy want to get to the game why dont you drive to melbourne you have 10  hours to get there' , i just said do you know where perth is yes she said do you know where melbourne is yes she said , me well your a stupid stupid girl try 3 days to drive from perth to melbourne clunck i hung up, the older i get the less i can not tolerate idiots and fools  any more   

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 Would you prefer your wife

Sat, 2018-04-21 19:51

 Would you prefer your wife to get on a plane that might not get to its destination?

Probably a reason the flight was delayed?

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Sat, 2018-04-21 19:54



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 What do you mean? He has a

Sat, 2018-04-21 22:48

 What do you mean? He has a point.


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Do you reckon the blatant

Sat, 2018-04-21 23:18

Do you reckon the blatant spelling mistakes were due to the info coming from the Philippines??


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Always wondered why virgin

Sun, 2018-04-22 07:42

Always wondered why virgin was always late and unreliable

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 too many bad endings like

Sat, 2018-04-21 19:54

 too many bad endings like this to trust them . any flights we do we pay a bit more and go with quantas, at least we know were going to get there. dont know how jetstar are still operating


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 I've flown jetstar plenty of

Sat, 2018-04-21 19:56

 I've flown jetstar plenty of times, not one issue, just lucky I guess.

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Your right

Sat, 2018-04-21 22:04

You have been much luck go you think you have left.

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Sat, 2018-04-21 21:17

 Jetstar is one mob I won’t fly with. They have the seats set up to get as many people in seats. Being 6’2” there no room for my legs.


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Hate to be anal

Sun, 2018-04-22 06:57

 There’s no U in Qantas 


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Stands for...

Sun, 2018-04-22 08:11

 ...Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services!

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Sun, 2018-04-22 08:58


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I remember being on Jetstar's first flight to Bali

Sun, 2018-04-22 10:54

 Their computer system went down and the flight was delayed by 2 - 3 hours.

Had the very back seats in the plane too, which made for an uncomfortable trip going over .

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 I went to Cairns and back

Mon, 2018-04-23 05:55

 I went to Cairns and back with jetstar once nothing went wrong or anything but i still wouldn't fly with them again. 


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 Mate of mine once had an

Mon, 2018-04-23 13:25

 Mate of mine once had an empty seat next to him (that he’d paid for) on his way over Bali. Mid flight, some young bogan with a skinful of piss asked if he could sit in the empty seat so he could tune the young bit of fluff in the seat opposite the aisle. Ole mate thought he was doing fine and dandy until he lost his lunch all over the seat he was sitting in.

My mate tried to get a hostie to clean it up but couldn’t as the plane was starting to descend and it sat there until after he got off the plane. 

Fast forward two weeks and my mate gets back on the plane, silly bastard had booked the same seats on the same plane and there was still bits of carrot and vomit stains in the seat next to him

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6 ft 3 and was on a flight

Mon, 2018-04-23 14:55

6 ft 3 and was on a flight from Hammo to Brisvegas. Sat upright with my knees either side of the spinal cord of the bloke in front of me..

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 Have to agree with most

Mon, 2018-04-23 20:37

 Have to agree with most sentiments here, cheap and cheery, seats like an old MTT bus. 


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 If it was me...and i had a

Tue, 2018-04-24 07:35


If it was me...and i had a bit of spare coin i would have upgraded them both to business class on qantus...... but depends if your a tight phuk or its all you can afford then you get what you pay for.

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Ha ha bet no one on here is

Wed, 2018-05-02 09:47

 Interested in the 50 per. off air fares on sale atm.


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