joke
Submitted by mike79 on Fri, 2007-03-16 17:35
husband say to wife why dont you tell me when you orgasm anymore to her reply i dont like ringing you when your at work
the wife reads an arcticle" wow a bull can have sex 3000 times a year"... i wish i could do the same... Hubby replies " ask the bull if he f%^ks the same old cow"
Bosshogg
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Date Joined: 16/10/06
> > Two Aussies, Davo and
> > Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat.
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>>> > While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
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>>> > Davo stumbled across an old lamp.
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>>> > He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
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>>> >
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>>> > This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish.
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>>> > Not the standard three.
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>>> > Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out,
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>>> > "Turn the entire ocean into beer, - make that Victoria Bitter!"
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>>> >
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>>> > The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and
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>>> > immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher.
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>>> >
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>>> > The genie vanished.
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>>> > Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness
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>>> > as the two men considered their circumstances.
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>>> >
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>>> > Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.
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>>> > After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said,
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>>> > "Nice going Davo!
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>>> >
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>>> > Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."