Joke time.
Submitted by SPESS on Thu, 2007-04-19 11:04
Ok boys this is alittle one but a good one i thought was worth putting up! Its one for the wife/girlfriend to read.
Two ladies meet up for a sunday morning coffee while there husbands head off for a fish.
One lady explians that all her man wants to talk about after sex is how good the fishing has been latley! The other lady laughs and says " my husband loves to go fishing and says the same after sex because when he goes out for a fish its the only time someone tells him": GOD THATS A BIG ONE!
Short and sharp, see you next week for spess's joke time.
Adam Gallash
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Joke time - Oldie but a goodie
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said , "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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dogsoldier
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That second one is a
That second one is a ripper
I have a problem I'm a tackle junkie
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sherbert
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Good on both of you
Very good jokes guys, Adam wins that 1 spess
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SPESS
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Youll just have to wait for
Youll just have to wait for next weeks one then. And i keep mine about fishing at least! Hey Adam!lol..........
Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!
h0ju
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rofl thats awsome
rofl thats awsome
Shag
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great joke Adam Spess you
great joke Adam Spess you suck lol CHEERS SHAG
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SPESS
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No worries you big girl! Oh
No worries you big girl! Oh my chest herts i cant go fishing!lol. Bluddy pussy.lol.hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaah hahahahaha.
Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!
Shag
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Spess dont forget to take
Spess dont forget to take your bananas on the boat mate Tony loves people taking bananas on his boat hahaha CHEERS SHAG
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SPESS
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I bet!lol. Cheers mate
I bet!lol. Cheers mate hopefully we do alright.
Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!
Shag
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Its a good charter even
Its a good charter even youll do all right CHEERS SHAG
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Adam Gallash
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Next joke
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office......but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl said, " NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up"
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She said, "The bastard used Pennies!"
Management Lesson : Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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