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> Subject: MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
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>        "Hello, is this the police?"
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>        "Yes it is. How can we help you?"
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>        "I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
>          inside His firewood!"
>        "Thank you very much for the call."
>         The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great
>         numbers.
           They search the house and then go out to the shed where the
>         firewood is kept.
>         Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
>         cocaine.
>         They swear at Wazza and leave.
>         The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey, Wazz, did the cops come?"
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>        "Yeah!"
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>        "Did they chop up your firewood?"
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>        "Yep."
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>        "Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate."