Scientists discover potential concerning effects about beer consumption


Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional.
  6. Couldn't drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally
  8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.


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I only drink to make other people look interesting...

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bob drinks because he loves it

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Tue, 2009-02-24 15:39

Bob sounds alright in my books

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Its the growing breasts that

Tue, 2009-02-24 19:11

Its the growing breasts that concerns me. Thats not a good look unless your a woman.

What is also is concerning is the sudden desire to accentuate the clevage with a tight singlet.

Im hoping its denial but feel there is the possibility of pride in the female prelactating mammary look in the tight attire?

 

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Can you give me a link to the research papers please.

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