20 reasons
Submitted by dogsoldier on Tue, 2007-07-03 01:31
20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"
One day a man came home and was greeted
by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went fishing.
Pleasure is where you find it
solly
Posts: 375
Date Joined: 11/09/05
Not too bad at all try this one
A Letter from management to Staff.
Dear Staff,
Due to the current financial situation management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligable for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination)
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme(Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers) A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times a management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance)
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED OR SCREWED any further by management.
Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely
There are two types of people ,do'ers and watchers
Right now the do'ers are the doing it
And the watchers are watching us do it
SPESS
Posts: 3356
Date Joined: 29/12/06
Both pretty good jokes!
Both pretty good jokes! hehehehe
Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!