Bad taste

When I was a little kid I was told by my Mum that your taste buds are on the top of your mouth.
Now I have believed that for a great many years now bunnings have said we don.t care just where your taste buds are, your going to have the onions on the bottom of your roll and the snagger on top of the onions.
Now I have been told to do a lot of things by people who think they know what is best for me but this is the last straw, I like getting my snagger in a roll with onions when I go shopping at bunnings but that is about to stop. Shopping at bunnings that is.
What an absolute load of crap just when are people going to stop telling other people what they should eat how they should eat it and when they should eat it.
I'll go to bunnings tomorrow and by my hot dog and demand they put the onion on top of the snagger along with both types of sauce.

My fellow Australians stand up and be counted on this matter.

Tongue in cheek


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all of this because of some

Fri, 2018-11-16 18:04

all of this because of some stupid mole who slipped over on the spilt onion "nearlly died" (in her words) and blammed bunnings........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Supposedly because they use bread in Eastern States

Fri, 2018-11-16 18:45

we are more up market and get rolls in this State and one reporter even complained that the bread wasn’t buttered, obviously she had never heard of sauce or mustard

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Sausage...

Fri, 2018-11-16 18:46

 Let's hope nobody slips on a runaway sausage - they'll be down to onion rolls !

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 its all just crazy these

Fri, 2018-11-16 20:08

 its all just crazy these days, started with maccas getting sued because their hot coffee was hot  and someone spilt it . 

 just be carefull how much sauce you put on the roll , it may run out the end and become a slipping hazard as well

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 Don,t blame Bunnings blame

Fri, 2018-11-16 21:30

 Don,t blame Bunnings blame the people that want to sue them for thousands of dollars becausevthey can,t find their mouth or handle their sausage...

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I thought Meg had finally put

Fri, 2018-11-16 21:39

I thought Meg had finally put up a fishing report and accidently scoffed a buff bream but I digress.

Who in their right mind would put onions on top of the sausage in the first place. It's a shame commonse nees to be mandated. 

The correct order is onions>sausage>tomato sauce>mustard then rotate the sausage 180 degrees to spread the sauce. If you put  BBQ sauce anywhere near a sausage sizzle you should be deported.

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 Well that nailed it in my

Fri, 2018-11-16 21:57

 Well that nailed it in my opinion 

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the order

Sat, 2018-11-17 11:59

 is fine but to disregard bbq sauce is like only rooting in the missionary position with he light off. 

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BBQ sauce is my favourite

Mon, 2018-11-19 09:09

BBQ sauce is my favourite condiment but it just has no place in a sausage sizzle.

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 Yep this is how I do it when

Mon, 2018-11-19 12:05

 Yep this is how I do it when I cook a barbie too! What a huge fuss about nothing though! Must have been a VERY slow news day.

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Maybe

Sat, 2018-11-17 05:47

 

Maybe they should have slipped a hot sausage with no sauce up her back passage, then she would have had something to squeal about.

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Hahaha. Straight off the hot

Sat, 2018-11-17 07:12

Hahaha. Straight off the hot plate

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 Bunnings is just having to

Sat, 2018-11-17 06:26

 Bunnings is just having to protect their arse, it seems everyone wants to blame someone for their own stupidity. Like the mum who had a go at coffee club that sold her a cookie for her daughter when she asked for a nut free one, they said its  nut free but the package said contains peanuts which she admitted she read but the dumb bitch still gave it to her daughter for a snack which caused a potentially deadly anaphylactic reaction. Then shes got the nerve to jump on the news and blame the poor chick trying to make ends meet behind the counter saying its her fault. Everyone should go to bunnings this weekend grab some concrete put it under their snagger and herden the fuck up! And meg having a crack at the people cooking tasty snags and raising money for their local club wont solve anything, it'll just bring ya down to the same winging level as everyone else. Who gives a rats where the onions are it all comes out the same place tomorrow.

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I’m with Frosty

Sat, 2018-11-17 11:55

Sauce , onions , snagger ( Pork n apple ) mustard . Then rotate until you have a lovely yet tasty looking mess in your hands . Best buns are brioche hotdog buns from Woolies , thus allowing a greater sausage to bun ratio ..... :)

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 best way ive found is

Sat, 2018-11-17 12:08

 best way ive found is sausage , onion , bbq sauce then sweet chili sauce but as mentioned gotta rotate . def gotta be a bun not a slice of bread

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 Anyone who has had anything

Sat, 2018-11-17 12:16

 Anyone who has had anything to do with fundraising for their sporting clubs will know that Bunnings do a good thing on this.

For nothing other than it looks good for them.

If it doesnt look good for them, why would they bother?

Everyone else slamming Bunnings are just whining pussies who cant look beyond Clickbait, shooting down Bunnings who

  • provide the bbq and equipment
  • Provide the gazebo
  • Provide the location
  • Provide the clientele
  • Put their reputation on the line.

If I was Mr Bunnings, and seeing how the stupid media and plenty of stupid people have played this story out, Id say "ya know, fuck it, stick it up your ass, let Mitre 10, Woolies, IGA or some other idiot do it".

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Could not agree more

Mon, 2018-11-19 09:29

We used to run a sausage sizzle rais8ng funds for the Lions Club at Livingston Shopping Centre.  We had to meet health authority requirements and it was a great money raiser until the resident Muffin Break complained to management that we were impacting their business ......since when do MB sell snags ???  Good on Bunnings ....the average Aussi applauds you! 

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The new hospital in Karratha

Mon, 2018-11-19 13:50

The new hospital in Karratha doesn’t have a cafe because a couple of surrounding cafes felt it would impact on their coffee sales.  

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Full on down there today at hillarys

Sat, 2018-11-17 13:30

 Carpark is packed and ive  never seen so many people eating sanger rolls.

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 Great fundraising idea has

Mon, 2018-11-19 04:37

 Great fundraising idea has turned into the biggest national free advertising win for bunnings.

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Frigging gold

Mon, 2018-11-19 10:17

If that's all there is to worry about where laughing. Pmsl thought it was joke.

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 I believe that all it was,

Mon, 2018-11-19 10:28

 I believe that all it was, is they asked the people raising the funds to avoid onions etc being spilt on the floor in store and suggested putting onions underneath.

Some asshole has decided to make Bunnings look like stupid pussies and the lazy journalists put together some easy clickbait.

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Mon, 2018-11-19 10:57

Ode to a Bunning’s onion

I am a Bunning’s onion
My life was once quite grand,
I’d get to look at everything
As you held me in your hand.
Looking out the drivers window
Or at the people you would greet,
All these scenes unfolded
Up upon my sausage seat.

Sometimes I would be blinded
Smothered by that sauce so red,
Or a squeeze of yellow mustard
Soaked up by the fresh white bread.

But now my life’s just not as good
As it used to be,
For my view is now constricted
By the snag on top of me.

And why you ask have things so changed,
Why did my status drop?
It’s all because some Gympie bloke
Trod on me and went flop!

So I’ll fade into obscurity
Underneath some dodgy meat,
Now that Bunning’s changed the way
We eat our weekend treat.

So please do not forget me
Now I’m down out of the way,
And now and then lift up that snag
And smile and say G’day!

I’ll still be just as tasty
Cooked so caramel and rich,
I’m just not as important
Since becoming Bunning’s Bitch.

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There was a hungry chap

Mon, 2018-11-19 15:40

There was a hungry chap called Meg

Who was miffed at Bunning’s snag regs

His onions stayed off the ground

But his smile was upside down

And now he’s on Fishwrecked calling for heads

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Turn hotdog upside down

Mon, 2018-11-19 12:33

Onions on top . ( simple) nice poem

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 well done there dale. 

Mon, 2018-11-19 15:41

 well done there dale. 

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Only thing that

Mon, 2018-11-19 19:34

shits me . Onions really . Honestly does it really matter. Don't buy them . Pretty simple.( don't help people) Once chewed ends up the same . Man unreal