Early Friday funny
Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First bloke: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second bloke: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third bloke: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?'
Fourth bloke: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
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Love the West!
snappermiles
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Date Joined: 05/11/10
lol gold
my missus would have said sex then where going fishing though!! lol
ALL FISHERMEN ARE LIARS EXCEPT YOU AND ME! AND IM NOT SO SURE ABOUT YOU!
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Set the alarm for 525, dont
Set the alarm for 525, dont wake the missus, have a root, then go fishing
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
fishy fingers
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Date Joined: 28/04/07
Set the alarm for 525, dont
Set the alarm for 525, dont wake the missus, have a root, then go fishing
What at 530