English Cricket
Came across these on bike forum I'm a member of & just had to share.
Q: What's the difference between english batsmen & Cinderella?
A: Cinderalla knew when to leave the ball
Q: What's the difference between the english cricket team & a funeral director?
A: The funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
Q: What do you get if you cross an OXO cube with the english cricket team?
A: A laughing stock.
Q: What's the height of optimism?
A: An english batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What's the difference between a Formula One car & an english batsman?
A: NOTHING!! Blink & you will miss them both.
Q: What do english batsmen & drug addicts have in common?
A: Both are wondering where thier next score is coming from.
Q: What does an english batman playing in the ashes have in common with Micheal Jackson?
A: Both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
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Sunburntfeet
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Hahahaha, classic!
Hahahaha, classic!
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tim-o
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Yep, optimism one is gold
Yep, optimism one is gold
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.