The fishing Ban.

The fishing ban is here to make us mad

To save the fish ,i bet their glad.

Most of the boats will be left high and dry.'

Its almost enough to make us all cry.

With all our fish comming from the freezer.

The shows on the box are just a teaser.

I dont know why we all complain.

When we go out and fish in the rain.

While the snapper and dhuies are all breeding.

There are none of these that are going to be bleeding.

With the esky's empty of fish and ice.'

Looks like we will all be eating rice.

Another two months the ban will be lifted.

The boats will hit the water with new devices fitted.

As the salt water dries up in the veins .

It is time to pick others brains.

As the fish are swimming all good and free.

On the 16th of december they all will flee.

Hope you all can be kept occupied.

While there is no fish that will be fried.

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together


chookc's picture

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very good..... 

Thu, 2012-10-18 19:10

very good.....

 

cudbfishn's picture

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Date Joined: 06/04/09

hahaha nice!

Thu, 2012-10-18 19:14

hahaha nice!

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Date Joined: 24/05/11

Fark the bans, I wont get

Thu, 2012-10-18 19:40

Fark the bans, I wont get busted,

Those fisheries blokes can drink my custard....

Ill rape and pillage like Noddy the Great,

Ill stir up shit and cause a debate,

The ocean's mine, Ill do what I like,

Ill kill every fish my sounder can sight!

Cos Im a pirate, I have no respect,

Fishing in bans just gets me erect,

Ill brag and boast and post pics on the forum,

And sit back and wait to be called a moron....

Cos Troll is my name and I love it so much,

One hand on the keyboard, the other on my crotch!

Haha, love limerics

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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

scottnofish's picture

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like that one

Fri, 2012-10-19 05:39

    funny as bro

EL SYD's picture

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 you sir have talent

Thu, 2012-10-18 19:41

 you sir have talent

johno's picture

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 Awesome :)

Thu, 2012-10-18 19:42

 Awesome :)

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Very good

Thu, 2012-10-18 20:08

should be more of it.