If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be.......

The $2.99 Special


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs...'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

WE'VE been around the block more than once!

I think it is just terrible

and disgusting how everyone has treated

Lance Armstrong,

especially after what he achieved winning 7 Tour de France races on drugs.



When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

A man walks into the Australian Parliament office, says to the receptionist: I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an
Independent M.P."

The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.'' He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"

She replied... "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"

He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?

She replied...."To become an Australian M.P. you have to be a complete prick