Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-05-24 07:19
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Paul H
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That second one should have
That second one should have a caption -
"Sorry Honey, I caught crabs on my holiday"
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dumper
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MattMiller
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HAHA
comedy gold!
Lastchance
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I wonder if Buddy and co did
I wonder if Buddy and co did this at a school as well before they tested positive!
Even Golder!
Justo82
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absolutle GOLD!!! it's now
absolutle GOLD!!! it's now all over my social media sites.. haha
Jason K
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Date Joined: 15/01/13
Sales
The manager says "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah, I was a salesman back in Perth"
Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and wanted to give him a shot, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow, I'll come down afterwards to see how you did"
The boss was busy the next day so didn't keep an eye on him but managed to catch him at the end of the day before he knocked off.
"How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters "One". The boss says "just one??? Our sales people average 20 - 30 customers a day. Things will have to change, and soon, if you want to continue your employment here. I dont know what happens in Perth but we have verey strict standards for our sales force here son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so his boss feels kinda bad for chewin him out on his first day. He asks the kid (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
The kid looks up at the boss and says "$101,237.65"
The boss, astonished says "$101,237.65??? What the hell did you sell?"
The kid says, "Well, first I sold him some new fish hooks, then I sold him a new rod and reel combo to go with his new hooks. Then I asked where he was going to fish and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat to get any decent fish down there, so we went down to the boat department and sold him a twin engine centre console 20 ft boat. Then he said he thought his Honda Civic wouldn't tow it, so I took him down to the auto department and sold him a new Ford Ranger."
The boss says " So, a guy came in for fish hooks and you sold him a boat and a ute?"
The kid says "No, the guy came in to buy tampons for his missus and I said 'Mate, your weekend's screwed, you should go fishing".
beau
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pale ale
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crasny1
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That Coconut crab
Yummo. I dont know if you can still eat them in the Pacific isles but they are the best seafood ever. Had some in vanuatu years back. Seeing that didnt make me laugh, made me cry and drooool.
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dumper
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Wtf??
Wtf??