A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
fisherking
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The cat would be easier to
The cat would be easier to find if it didnt say "find the cat" right where the cat is!!
Still love Friday Funnys though.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
carnarvonite
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Find Cat
The cat is no where near the "find the cat
fisherking
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I've spent many hours looking
I've spent many hours looking for pussy, but for the life of me I cant find this one.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
fisherking
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Ha,Found it!!
Ha,
Found it!!
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
deepwater
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2 cats
i found 2 cats
jigsaw
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know it well
hahaha I often see double on a Friday night as well Jeff.
breamslayer
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I have no idea.. where is
I have no idea.. where is this cat????
Super peg
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How do I put pics up in this
How do I put pics up in this thread?
The art of fishing consists of casting, winding, trolling and jigging
while freezing, sweating, swatting and swearing.
pale ale
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If they are your own pics,
If they are your own pics, photobucket works well. Or just copy the pic and paste into your reply
tim-o
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Haha, good ones this week.
Haha, good ones this week. Peg, click here http://fishwrecked.com/filter/tips/1#filter-bbcode-0
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dumper
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(No subject)
tim-o
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Lol, quality. Wish I could
Lol, quality. Wish I could post some of my extreme memes, most wouldnt appreciate it tho lol
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dant
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Date Joined: 13/03/13
fire away tim-o, yours are
fire away tim-o, yours are always quality.
tim-o
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Oh no way, these are wrong
Oh no way, these are way too wrong for normal people
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
pale ale
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Date Joined: 02/01/10
But taking a photo of your
But taking a photo of your turd isn't?
chris raff
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I'm still having nightmares
I'm still having nightmares regarding the " busting nut " one lol
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
tim-o
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Haha, that was google's wee
Haha, that was google's wee and poo. That nut one was level 1, they go to level 3 & 4!
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dant
Posts: 504
Date Joined: 13/03/13
haha - gold, yeah i got one
haha - gold, yeah i got one mate the same, fk knows where he gets them from.
On roughy tonight mate for most goals paying 3 buks.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Should get a few without
Should get a few without buddy there. This is the only one I have thats guna be left up, prob level 0.25....

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
Lol, you crack me up
Lol, you crack me up
tailor marc
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DAN [MPS 3 wrote:;1131207']
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Markie
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAhA this is
BAHAHAHHAHAHAhA this is hilllarioussssss those forklifts and laddersssss BAHAHAHHA
tailor marc
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(No subject)
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tailor marc
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Bunbury Spec
Bunbury Spec
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tailor marc
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tailor marc
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Date Joined: 27/09/06
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tailor marc
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tailor marc
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tailor marc
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tailor marc
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flash as
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 07/04/09
Gold gold gold top Friday
Gold gold gold top Friday job
A1 quality plasterboard installed if needed shops offices housing u won't find better quality or value with my work! Ceiling master!
crezz
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Date Joined: 12/03/12
that was a good start to my
that was a good start to my night shift! awesome
outdoinit
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Date Joined: 05/10/12
Funny Stuff
Keep it coming..
I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted..
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Here you go marc, I
Here you go marc, I remembered this from years ago, repairs to the fuel tank........

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Hey where the fuck did you
Hey where the fuck did you get my photo tim-o? ;)
Love the West!
Redfinman
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Date Joined: 18/10/09
Thanks to everyone who
Thanks to everyone who contributed I have enjoyed them all and the best set so far for 2013 - the missus liked em as well
tim-o
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Woops
Woops
*edit* Better not, even if it was level 1
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
catchalittle
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Date Joined: 04/09/08
Friday funnies are always
Friday funnies are always good look forward to them
Nathan
bitten
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awesome job this friday
awesome job this friday thought it was never gonna end
Doooma
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Date Joined: 05/12/09
I see Im not the only one who
I see Im not the only one who is a member of hotcopper!! ;-)
Rob H
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Hotcopper?
Hotcopper thats a website for gay police officers isnt it?
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
chris raff
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Date Joined: 09/02/10
Hotcopper .. well the horse
Hotcopper .. well the horse seems to think so
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
MattMiller
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Date Joined: 15/06/09
Bloody hell
sure you not secretly mates with Tim-o Chris???
tim-o
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Fuck orf mate! This is all I
Fuck orf mate! This is all I get when I search hot copper, that's prob uploaded from Chris's hard drive lol

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
sea-kem
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Ha ha ha on the money there
Ha ha ha on the money there mate!
Love the West!
chris raff
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The associated meme would've
The associated meme would've been overcooking it .. anyway its doomma and robs fault for starting it
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
Doooma
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Date Joined: 05/12/09
hahahahahahaha classic!!!
hahahahahahaha classic!!!
Callum24
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top work guys had a good od
top work guys had a good od chuckle
Qualified carpet layer available for jobs big and small
catchalittle
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Date Joined: 04/09/08
A woman went to her priest
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
Nathan
CityFlicker
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Date Joined: 31/01/13
(No subject)
Just because I smile & nod does not mean I believe the crap coming out of your mouth.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
https://www.facebook.com/pho
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=418131331641494&set=vb.249156381872324&type=2&theater
Flush the toilet lol.
Love the West!
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Haha "well it was fugken wun
Haha "well it was fugken wun ov yas"
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Doooma
Posts: 791
Date Joined: 05/12/09
Never tell a friend who knows
Never tell a friend who knows nothing about cars, that you blew a tranny!!!
Whoever convinced blind people they need glasses, is one hell of a salesman!!!
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters... Do they just give out a bra and say "fill this out"?
tailor marc
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Dont recommend this....
Dont recommend this....
My photography pictures... http://westernhorizonsmedia.wordpress.com/
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Hahaha, look mum, it's so
Hahaha, look mum, it's so pretty......Im feeling kinda woosey
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
tailor marc
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outdoinit
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HAHAHAHAhaha.. Love it
Some very wise words.. LOL
I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted..
tailor marc
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Delicious Movies August 9th,
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