Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2014-06-06 07:16
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Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Good.
Nice one Ledge, I really liked the last one. Got a good giggle out of that.
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
before I read it I thought it
before I read it I thought it was a rabbit looking back over its shoulder!
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Alan James
Posts: 2206
Date Joined: 30/06/09
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A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession ...... before we were married I was a hooker for eight years ..'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'my love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years and I cannot hold your past against you ..... maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit ..?'
She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales ......... '
derek
Posts: 94
Date Joined: 14/10/12
wedding night
My wife came out of the shower naked and asked WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??, I replied on our wedding night 40 years ago I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck you stupid, I was just thinking what a good job I had done
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Hahaha, my mrs was havin a go
Hahaha, my mrs was havin a go at me the other day, complainin about me pissin in the shower. "Why the hell do you do that?", I replyed " Well, these things happen when youre doin a shit"
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
bluemule
Posts: 97
Date Joined: 14/02/12
mrs havin a go
tim-o
Just told my missers,
Her reply, Disscussting.No sence of humor yet. Turns 60 next week.We will get their yet.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Haha, just a joke, Iv never
Haha, just a joke, Iv never shat in the shower, well intentionally that is.....
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
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Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
rocklobster
Posts: 363
Date Joined: 27/12/09