> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
> minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
> in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
> attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
> to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
> neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
> weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
> two men found their way to the
> barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared,
> and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
>
> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
> determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
> met on the ski weekend.
>
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
> good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north
> about 9 months ago?"
>
> "Yes, I do." said Bob
>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
> house and pay her a visit?"
> "Well, um, yes !," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,
> "I have to admit that I did."
>
>
> "And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
> I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's a ripper.

hahah nice!