Oscar Pistorius has police stumped. They say he doesn't have a leg to stand on....
and he'll probably never set foot in prison.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

A major International company was looking to hire someone for an
important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and
narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of
the world.

In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the
same question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with the best
answer would get the job.

The question was: - 'A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman
is lying on her side, with her back facing the man, and the man is
lying on his side, facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?'

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their
answers.

The first from Canada, says "My answer is there IS no answer."
 

The second, from New Zealand, says "My answer is, that there is no
way to determine the answer with the information we were given".

The third one from Australia says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have
it narrowed down to two names.

It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Naylor."

 Sometimes I find the grumpy cat memes so funny

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