After my prostate exam, the doctor left.

Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered
the three words no man wants to hear: "Who was that?"

Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point

Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker

Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring

Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water

Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself

Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom

Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have

Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump

Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet

Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back

Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service

Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick

Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more

Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack

Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick

Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face

Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock

 Confucius say, man who walk sideways through airport doors with stiffy is bound to bangkok.

Q: What is the difference between the West Coast Eagles and an arsonist?

A: An arsonist wouldn't waste twenty four matches.