Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-12-18 06:48
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Sam_Wood
Posts: 175
Date Joined: 15/09/15
"Life is Hard, it is even harder if you are stupid,"
The Saint
Posts: 472
Date Joined: 30/01/13
The Impeccable Male Thought Process
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3 draft Bock beers
Woman:
How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
devhay
Posts: 328
Date Joined: 27/10/14
Jerry was in a Hospital bed w
Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Twas the Night before Christmas
Twas the Night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
dodgy
Posts: 4582
Date Joined: 01/02/10
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Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Rob H
Posts: 5810
Date Joined: 18/01/12
didnt learn this at PADI
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
choc
Posts: 670
Date Joined: 05/01/12
The daughter does not look
The daughter does not look impressed.
Krusty
Posts: 714
Date Joined: 27/11/15
Priorities !!
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!