Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2016-08-05 07:25
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crasny1
Posts: 6986
Date Joined: 16/10/08
What carp???
What carp???
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
That blond
That blond
Love the West!
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Dirty rotten carp, get out of the way!!!
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Luck
This guy goes to the casino and cashes in a hundred for some chips and sits down at the card table, can't put a foot wrong, very soon his hundred has quadrupled. Not believing his luck, the guy goes over to the roulette tables, starts off on a couple of simple bets, a few bucks on red, a few bucks on black. Can't miss a trick, so he starts going in a bit heavier and continues to win, can't believe his luck. People were starting to notice and came around to see this charmed guy who could not put a foot wrong. Next minute this Indian ladie, that's from the southern continent, not an indigenous American, started making eyes at him. He was feeling awfully lucky so he chatted her up. No worries, they got on like a house on fire. One thing led to another and they ended up spending the night together. This feller lay awake thinking this sort of thing never happens to him. All this luck in the casino and a beautiful Indian woman in bed asleep along side him. Just then he notices the red mark on the ladies forehead, not wanting to wake her up, he leans over and he scratches the red spot off her forehead, and you'll never guess what happened, he won a car!!
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
TATA
I bet the car was one of these - http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/india-unveils-worlds-shittest-car-20080111652
Skull
Posts: 630
Date Joined: 03/01/12
What Blonde
I hadn't noticed a blonde untilAndy said that, eyes didn't get to the head.
Skull
randall df223
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Date Joined: 08/08/11
I hope this
I hope this works...
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D2Gkiw7zpULo&ved=0ahUKEwiM1evduanOAhXr7IMKHVi_A5EQtwIIGjAA&usg=AFQjCNFhCmH2OG6Po97yiOHlIxjVLXu59w
Fish! HARD!
mungus
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Date Joined: 15/03/11
It worked and is hilarious.
It worked and is hilarious.
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Lol with Jimmy Carr another
Lol with Jimmy Carr another very funny man
Love the West!
Willlo
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Date Joined: 07/10/11
very good randall
very good randall
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
This guy cracked me up with this one. The best meal I ever had.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjyXvuPfUVE
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Willlo
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Date Joined: 07/10/11
lol might try that one dale
lol might try that one dale
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC