Friday Funnys


crasny1's picture

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Shit happens

Fri, 2016-09-23 08:18

Shit happens

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You said there was no sharks

Fri, 2016-09-23 08:45

 

"Bastard"

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There are two types of people ,do'ers and watchers
Right now the do'ers are the doing it
And the watchers are watching us do it

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 What - no F in toilet

Fri, 2016-09-23 13:08

 What - no F in toilet paper.

 

or

 

Keep that for fish attractant

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 I said to the wife, "Get me

Fri, 2016-09-23 13:10

 I said to the wife, "Get me a

newspaper."


"Don't be silly," she said. "Here,
use my iPad."


That fuckin' spider never knew what hit
him. 

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1 butterfly escaped, got to

Fri, 2016-09-23 13:18

1 butterfly escaped, got to stop the rest getting out

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He fishes, He fishes, He fishes, its the only thing in life. All he ever gets is hell from his fed up wife

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 Ah, that's where the fishy

Fri, 2016-09-23 13:41

 Ah, that's where the fishy smell is coming from

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Reggae shark is always good

Fri, 2016-09-23 15:31

Reggae shark is always good for a laugh

WARNING - DRUG REFERENCES

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 Haha forgot about him 

Fri, 2016-09-23 19:34

 Haha forgot about him 

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Time to wash the seamen 

Fri, 2016-09-23 18:14

Time to wash the seamen 

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My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!

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 box jellyfish    

Fri, 2016-09-23 18:17

 box jellyfish    

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Crabs

Fri, 2016-09-23 23:15

"Gotta keep these crabs alive"

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Bindi

Sat, 2016-09-24 05:49

Was speaking to Terri Irwin the yesterday and we were discussing the barefoot bloke who got bitten feeding his pet crocodile, I said "I bet that hurt" and she replied "not as much as getting a bindi out of your fanny"

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Sat, 2016-09-24 07:32

 

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

Mr Wolf

 

 

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 Gumtree 

Wed, 2016-09-28 07:05

 Gumtree

 

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Fish! HARD!

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This is always funny

Wed, 2016-09-28 07:54

Contains drug references again - bob marley tour guide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw

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"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk