Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2016-10-21 06:57
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piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Answer
16 no 15
z00m
Posts: 1086
Date Joined: 10/05/14
14
14
piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Ha Ha
spot on Zoom
LMoney
Posts: 14
Date Joined: 27/05/15
Go with your initial
Go with your initial instinct PB........16
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
*Dead Penguins - I never
*Dead Penguins - I never knew this!*
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in
Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to
its family and will mate
for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its
offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the
dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
*"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." *
*You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? *
*It's so easy to fool **OLD *
*people. *
*I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!*
*Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.*
crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Count the bananas and Lemons
ie 14!!
PS: Oh dear for the above!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
OLD BANGA
Posts: 267
Date Joined: 02/04/10
16
16
OLD BANGA
choc
Posts: 670
Date Joined: 05/01/12
14
14
Krusty
Posts: 714
Date Joined: 27/11/15
Def 14
Def 14
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!
bellony
Posts: 94
Date Joined: 27/01/10
was sure it was 16, but after
was sure it was 16, but after a couple of beers I can now see its actually 14.
opsrey
Posts: 1200
Date Joined: 05/10/07
Keep them comin. You do a geat job.
Answer to fruit = 14 , bananas
piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Osprey
count the Lemons and Bananas in the final one.
Krusty
Posts: 714
Date Joined: 27/11/15
shit...I thought they were
shit...I thought they were limes !
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!