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crasny1's picture

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Date Joined: 16/10/08

5

Fri, 2017-05-05 07:47

5

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striker's picture

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Date Joined: 26/09/14

Ha

Fri, 2017-05-05 07:57

Deckie's picture

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Date Joined: 03/04/09

2

Fri, 2017-05-05 08:01

2, but 3 will overflow first......

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scano's picture

Posts: 1247

Date Joined: 31/05/07

2

Fri, 2017-05-05 08:15

 will fill up first 

water always finds its own level

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Paj man's picture

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Date Joined: 16/09/12

5 will

Fri, 2017-05-05 08:16

Clever!

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aka Nick

bradz's picture

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Date Joined: 29/10/07

5

Fri, 2017-05-05 08:33

 5

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I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.

Posts: 24

Date Joined: 08/12/13

2 for me

Fri, 2017-05-05 08:58

 i go with 2

DTrain's picture

Posts: 486

Date Joined: 10/02/12

5

Fri, 2017-05-05 09:03

5

(The 5 to 2 pipe is blocked off)

Deckie's picture

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Date Joined: 03/04/09

Good one.

Fri, 2017-05-05 09:36

Should have looked after my morning coffee.
Think I need to go fishing. Haha

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Date Joined: 09/02/10

 Spoiler alert , I was going

Fri, 2017-05-05 09:15

 Spoiler alert , I was going to count how many eagle supporters picked otherwise ..

 
Why don’t witches wear panties ? 
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carnarvonite's picture

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Date Joined: 24/07/07

Panties

Fri, 2017-05-05 13:44

Witches don't wear panties so they can get better suction on the broom handle otherwise they'd slide off

scano's picture

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Date Joined: 31/05/07

Yep 5 it is

Fri, 2017-05-05 10:26

didnt realise about the blockage between 5&2

as per what deckie said, need a morning coffee 

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Posts: 286

Date Joined: 21/07/14

 Boy:  "What are the three

Fri, 2017-05-05 11:45

 Boy:  "What are the three most common words in the world?"

 

Girl:  "I LOVE YOU!"?

 

Boy:  "No, MADE IN CHINA"

Posts: 24

Date Joined: 08/12/13

Missed it

Fri, 2017-05-05 13:39

 I seem to need more coffee also

Well played

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Date Joined: 19/06/14

One

Fri, 2017-05-05 15:15

 One will fill first, once its full then it will overflow into five....:)

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 My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....

 

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Joke 1

Sat, 2017-05-06 19:09

Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd.

How can you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water? If it sinks it's girl ant. If it floats it's boy ant.

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