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Haha

Fri, 2018-03-02 07:22

 I thought the cloud one looks a bit like a Baldchin 

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Romance problem

Fri, 2018-03-02 08:12

 

 
Fred was 32 years old, still single and looking for the perfect woman.
He said to his mate, "Every time I bring a girl home Mum does not like
the look of her".

His mate said, "Simple, bring home a girl that looks just like your Mum".

They met up again a few weeks later and Fred was asked if he had
succeeded in finding a woman exactly like his Mum.

Fred replied, "No, I brought one home but Dad did not like the look of her".

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 Husband and wife sitting on

Fri, 2018-03-02 08:14

 Husband and wife sitting on the porch, enjoying an evening drink.
Husband says, "I love you."
Wife responds, "Is that you, or the beer talking?"
Husband, It's me, talking to the beer.

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 A very old Robin Williams

Fri, 2018-03-02 08:15

 A very old Robin Williams stand-up performance hinted that God created the platypus about half an hour after he created marijuana...

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 love the cloud. i see a

Fri, 2018-03-02 14:40

 love the cloud. i see a dhuie there. 

 

 

TWO PARROTS SITTING ON A PERCH. 

ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER 

I SMELL FISH

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together