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Fri, 2018-10-26 08:15

Ha, very good Ledge 

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 another great batch .A

Fri, 2018-10-26 14:40

 another great batch .

A husband and wife are sitting down watching tv and the footy comes on , the wife says im not watching this so im going to the shops. do you need anything while im there, the husband thinks for a moment and said yeah i need a pack of winnie blues. 

the wife heads off and about an hour she returns from the shop and gives her husband a pack of drum and tally ho papers , the husband just stares at the pack and said to the wife thats not what i wanted.

the next week they saat watching tv and a cooking show came on and the husband said im not watching this crap , im going to the pub. he asked his wife if there was anything she needed from the shop on the way home, she thaught for a moment and said yeah , a pack of tampons. 

several hours later the husband comes home 3/4 cut and hands his wife a pack of cotton wool and a roll of glad wrap. she looked at him and said whats this for .. his reply was You made me roll my own

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