Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-03-25 07:36
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Tony Halliday
Posts: 2500
Date Joined: 14/06/07
I love the gansgter version
I love the gansgter version of windows....lol
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Tony Halliday
Posts: 2500
Date Joined: 14/06/07
after last nights cricket... I think this should be todays ones.
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Iceman
Posts: 747
Date Joined: 17/03/09
It just hit me
It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. Once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks, my dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.
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Iceman
Posts: 747
Date Joined: 17/03/09
Great Country
An old Australian stockman sat down in a city MacDonald's and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the stockman and asked, 'Are you a real stockman?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking-in horse, droving cattle, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, marking and branding calves, cleaning hay sheds, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so, yeah, I guess I am a stockman.'
She said, well I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old stockman and asked, 'Are you a real stockman, like, from the outback?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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DieHard
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Date Joined: 06/10/08
ahahahhahaha!
ahahahhahaha!
DieHard – The Official “Ray & Shark” Chaser!
aalfred
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Date Joined: 13/06/09
Haha good like always
Haha good like always
spanishmackeral
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Date Joined: 05/01/11
Man sitting at home on the
Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says; "I love you."
She asks; "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replies; "It's me .............. talking to the beer."