Funny Boat Names

 Hey Guys, Thinking of getting a small tinny next year, What are some funny boat names, I was thinking (Not really a funny name but ey) Hezza Hunter


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I had a 4m tinny

Sat, 2017-11-04 20:49

could crack-a-tinny

now got bouy o bouy with Brian Taylor's face in the o 

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 Haha That Bouy O Bouy Is A

Sat, 2017-11-04 21:04

 Haha That Bouy O Bouy Is A Good One Mate!

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i saw a boat in exmouth

Sat, 2017-11-04 21:25

 i saw a boat in exy years ago that was up there for the game fish comp its name was Deepinuranus the girl doing the radio log ins during the comp refused to answer them when they tryed to log in , they got loged in but not by her haha

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 Back to an old favourite"THE

Sat, 2017-11-04 22:07

 Back to an old favourite

"THE MISSUS"

She'll never go down...

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 Best I seen was a 8m cat up

Sun, 2017-11-05 06:28

 Best I seen was a 8m cat up in sea ripple village in K town.

"Since Shes Been Gone"

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Names

Sun, 2017-11-05 07:18

Get some good ones logging boats in and out at sea rescue, Wasted Seaman, a Carnarvon boat, and Far Q 2 are two that come to mind

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 Tinytanic for a dingy. My

Sun, 2017-11-05 07:41

 Tinytanic for a dingy.

 

My boats called 'Bugger it'

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 Big C

Sun, 2017-11-05 07:53

 Big C

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More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!

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 I always liked the sound of

Sun, 2017-11-05 08:37

 I always liked the sound of 'Naughty Cool'

I've often thought of 'Wet Pussy' for our cat but...

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Been done

Sun, 2017-11-05 21:59

Saw a cat with this name and wondered how he got away with it. Obviously not married!!!

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...anymore...

Mon, 2017-11-06 17:32

...anymore...

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 i had a tinny years back i

Sun, 2017-11-05 08:40

 i had a tinny years back i named  wannabe as in wanna be bigger

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Sailboat named Passing Wind

Sun, 2017-11-05 09:22

Sailboat named Passing Wind

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Dinghy

Sun, 2017-11-05 10:06

Had my old dinghy in getting a few holes welded up by a mate, when it came back he had painted HMS Victory on it, with my surname being Nelson he thought it was appropriate that it had to be named after Lord / Admiral Nelson's flagship

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 Seen a cat in Mandurah yesty

Sun, 2017-11-05 10:18

 Seen a cat in Mandurah yesty called "LUVDAPUSS" with a picture of a cat next to the name, had a little giggle.

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 My tinny is called Shark

Sun, 2017-11-05 12:12

 My tinny is called Shark Bait....

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 NEVER AGAIN II ....

Sun, 2017-11-05 13:48

 NEVER AGAIN II ....

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My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!

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 Master Baiter

Sun, 2017-11-05 16:07

 Master Baiter

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Lol

Mon, 2017-11-06 07:44

That's in Kalbarri and my father used to fish on it. Sea rescue wouldn't ever respond with the correct name reply, just referring to it as master, as the owner was/is a teacher.

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 Vitamin sea was one that

Sun, 2017-11-05 16:37

 Vitamin sea was one that made me laugh 

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Boat name

Sun, 2017-11-05 16:51

 I got a cat with verado's on it was going to name it Blown Pussy lol and the truck I pull it with is called Pussy Pully and you can guess what the little tender is called but the misses spoilt all my fun HaHa

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Fried & Battered was a name I

Sun, 2017-11-05 21:38

Fried & Battered was a name I was thinking about, decided to go with my user name instead haha

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Boat name

Mon, 2017-11-06 07:11

A friend of mine is married to a lady called Ruth.
As his wife doesn't often venture out to sea in the boat with him, he named his boat 'Ruthless'
Gold!!!!

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Boat name

Mon, 2017-11-06 07:22

 R-Sup

Gettit? Arse up

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Wee Squirter

Mon, 2017-11-06 08:39

My boats is called Wee Squirter, I had it built with a 30hp diesel and a jet unit fitted hence, WEE as in small and Squirter as in what Jet units are sometimes called.

Sadly the jet didn't work out as planned so pulled it out and fitted an outboard on the back

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Name

Mon, 2017-11-06 09:07

"the wok" good one for an open tinny.  

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Disco fever

Mon, 2017-11-06 09:12

when I first got my boat I took a mate out and

he brought all this 70s disco ! So I named the

boat disco fever ! Not that funny more of a

novelty thing.. 

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 This is the best one I've

Mon, 2017-11-06 10:27

 This is the best one I've ever seen...

 

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 I dont get it?

Mon, 2017-11-06 17:36

 I dont get it?

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The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch

Fri, 2017-11-10 14:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzdbaH3vpg

Its from the start of this clip - pretty poor quality (Language warning)

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..

Mon, 2017-11-06 14:52

 full of seamen

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Seen a big cat up at gnarloo one year

Mon, 2017-11-06 15:25

 Obviously had twin hull design being a cat.

in big, bold, red font down each side was the boats name

 

”double penetration”

 

not sure how many women would be impressed boarding that boat, but in today’s day and age, you never know. Hahaha

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 My boat is called bravo. It

Mon, 2017-11-06 15:52

 My boat is called bravo. It was a demo boat with bravo leg when they first came out. 

Running a Volvo leg these days so the discussion has been whether to rename it dp.

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Far Canal

Mon, 2017-11-06 15:43

Far Canal

Unsinkable II

d l E H   p U E S *

 

* read upside down

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Pork Hunt & Thrush are

Mon, 2017-11-06 15:59

Pork Hunt & Thrush are probably the two best/worst I've seen in Perth haha

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Poverty sucks

Mon, 2017-11-06 17:26

 On the back of a really big boat.

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 Saw 'Camel Toe' up at

Mon, 2017-11-06 18:08

 Saw 'Camel Toe' up at Kalbarri years ago - thought that was pretty brave.

 

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Rob h ...

Mon, 2017-11-06 18:29

 easy mate ! As in get the net

fukin neowwww ........

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I had a mate who called his

Tue, 2017-11-07 11:18

I had a mate who called his boat "Sea King Asylum"

He got some funny responses when logging into sea rescue.

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there was one getting round

Tue, 2017-11-07 12:14

there was one getting round karratha for a while called "Nil Faeces"

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there used to be an old

Tue, 2017-11-07 12:44

there used to be an old Randall ex cray at Swan yacht club (I think)years ago that we used to see when heading down river which was called maternal fornycater
for anyone who has owned a boat that lives in the water you would think it would be a more common name!

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Bloke called Brian

Sat, 2017-11-11 07:56

 down this way has "Life of Brian"

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 Dhue thanasia is what I want

Sat, 2017-11-11 12:19

 Dhue thanasia is what I want to call my next boat  cause we had a hard time catching decent size ones this year.

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 Balls deep....

Sun, 2017-11-12 11:40

 Balls deep....

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 Saw a tinny today with the

Sun, 2017-11-12 12:41

 Saw a tinny today with the name Tin Lizzy, made me laugh.

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My Coraline is called GORN,

Sun, 2017-11-12 22:50

My Coraline is called GORN, cause that's where the fish are when we are out!

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Good Names

Mon, 2017-11-13 07:02

I saw up north a plastic boat named " Microwave Safe "
Clever