Funny Boat Names
Submitted by Alex15733 on Sat, 2017-11-04 19:51
Hey Guys, Thinking of getting a small tinny next year
, What are some funny boat names, I was thinking (Not really a funny name but ey) Hezza Hunter
scottland
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Date Joined: 10/05/10
I had a 4m tinny
could crack-a-tinny
now got bouy o bouy with Brian Taylor's face in the o
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
Alex15733
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Haha That Bouy O Bouy Is A
Haha That Bouy O Bouy Is A Good One Mate!
petermac
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Date Joined: 03/03/10
i saw a boat in exmouth
i saw a boat in exy years ago that was up there for the game fish comp its name was Deepinuranus the girl doing the radio log ins during the comp refused to answer them when they tryed to log in , they got loged in but not by her haha
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
Back to an old favourite"THE
Back to an old favourite
"THE MISSUS"
She'll never go down...
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Mitch88
Posts: 181
Date Joined: 23/09/14
Best I seen was a 8m cat up
Best I seen was a 8m cat up in sea ripple village in K town.
"Since Shes Been Gone"
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Names
Get some good ones logging boats in and out at sea rescue, Wasted Seaman, a Carnarvon boat, and Far Q 2 are two that come to mind
Vinesh87
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Date Joined: 02/04/11
Tinytanic for a dingy. My
Tinytanic for a dingy.
My boats called 'Bugger it'
Walfootrot
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Date Joined: 23/07/12
Big C
Big C
More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!
Red Dog
Posts: 311
Date Joined: 13/12/12
I always liked the sound of
I always liked the sound of 'Naughty Cool'
I've often thought of 'Wet Pussy' for our cat but...
Belly Fish
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Date Joined: 09/03/12
Been done
Saw a cat with this name and wondered how he got away with it. Obviously not married!!!
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
...anymore...
...anymore...
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Faulkner Family
Posts: 17863
Date Joined: 11/03/08
i had a tinny years back i
i had a tinny years back i named wannabe as in wanna be bigger
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Jim
Posts: 1321
Date Joined: 05/05/06
Sailboat named Passing Wind
Sailboat named Passing Wind
Bend over
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Dinghy
Had my old dinghy in getting a few holes welded up by a mate, when it came back he had painted HMS Victory on it, with my surname being Nelson he thought it was appropriate that it had to be named after Lord / Admiral Nelson's flagship
ElDub
Posts: 54
Date Joined: 02/04/17
Seen a cat in Mandurah yesty
Seen a cat in Mandurah yesty called "LUVDAPUSS" with a picture of a cat next to the name, had a little giggle.
woody
Posts: 615
Date Joined: 27/02/08
My tinny is called Shark
My tinny is called Shark Bait....
Krusty
Posts: 714
Date Joined: 27/11/15
NEVER AGAIN II ....
NEVER AGAIN II ....
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8050
Date Joined: 07/05/12
Master Baiter
Master Baiter
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
Lol
That's in Kalbarri and my father used to fish on it. Sea rescue wouldn't ever respond with the correct name reply, just referring to it as master, as the owner was/is a teacher.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
dano83
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Date Joined: 25/05/12
Vitamin sea was one that
Vitamin sea was one that made me laugh
Hally
Posts: 1
Date Joined: 09/07/14
Boat name
I got a cat with verado's on it was going to name it Blown Pussy lol and the truck I pull it with is called Pussy Pully and you can guess what the little tender is called but the misses spoilt all my fun HaHa
Anyfishwilldo (not verified)
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Date Joined: 01/01/70
Fried & Battered was a name I
Fried & Battered was a name I was thinking about, decided to go with my user name instead haha
Willy
Posts: 219
Date Joined: 10/04/08
Boat name
A friend of mine is married to a lady called Ruth.
As his wife doesn't often venture out to sea in the boat with him, he named his boat 'Ruthless'
Gold!!!!
Willy
Jarrahland
Silver Fox
Posts: 1097
Date Joined: 19/06/14
Boat name
R-Sup
Gettit? Arse up
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Wee Squirter
My boats is called Wee Squirter, I had it built with a 30hp diesel and a jet unit fitted hence, WEE as in small and Squirter as in what Jet units are sometimes called.
Sadly the jet didn't work out as planned so pulled it out and fitted an outboard on the back
Ryan C
Posts: 1575
Date Joined: 08/07/10
Name
"the wok" good one for an open tinny.
Da pirate
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Date Joined: 03/05/15
Disco fever
when I first got my boat I took a mate out and
he brought all this 70s disco ! So I named the
boat disco fever ! Not that funny more of a
novelty thing..
TorquenFish
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Date Joined: 30/12/12
This is the best one I've
This is the best one I've ever seen...
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
I dont get it?
I dont get it?
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Lastchance
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Date Joined: 02/02/09
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzdbaH3vpg
Its from the start of this clip - pretty poor quality (Language warning)
Travis p
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Date Joined: 28/07/16
..
full of seamen
wont catch em sitting at home!
scano
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Date Joined: 31/05/07
Seen a big cat up at gnarloo one year
Obviously had twin hull design being a cat.
in big, bold, red font down each side was the boats name
”double penetration”
not sure how many women would be impressed boarding that boat, but in today’s day and age, you never know. Hahaha
dodgy
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Date Joined: 01/02/10
My boat is called bravo. It
My boat is called bravo. It was a demo boat with bravo leg when they first came out.
Running a Volvo leg these days so the discussion has been whether to rename it dp.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
bleicester
Posts: 219
Date Joined: 10/09/14
Far Canal
Far Canal
Unsinkable II
d l E H p U E S *
* read upside down
Error 404
Fish not found
devhay
Posts: 328
Date Joined: 27/10/14
Pork Hunt & Thrush are
Pork Hunt & Thrush are probably the two best/worst I've seen in Perth haha
crano
Posts: 695
Date Joined: 04/11/09
Poverty sucks
On the back of a really big boat.
Red Dog
Posts: 311
Date Joined: 13/12/12
Saw 'Camel Toe' up at
Saw 'Camel Toe' up at Kalbarri years ago - thought that was pretty brave.
Da pirate
Posts: 1521
Date Joined: 03/05/15
Rob h ...
easy mate ! As in get the net
fukin neowwww ........
DTrain
Posts: 486
Date Joined: 10/02/12
I had a mate who called his
I had a mate who called his boat "Sea King Asylum"
He got some funny responses when logging into sea rescue.
matty77
Posts: 33
Date Joined: 03/04/09
there was one getting round
there was one getting round karratha for a while called "Nil Faeces"
pelagicyachts
Posts: 1301
Date Joined: 23/02/11
there used to be an old
there used to be an old Randall ex cray at Swan yacht club (I think)years ago that we used to see when heading down river which was called maternal fornycater
for anyone who has owned a boat that lives in the water you would think it would be a more common name!
Oldbull
Posts: 175
Date Joined: 21/09/15
Bloke called Brian
down this way has "Life of Brian"
dano83
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Date Joined: 25/05/12
Dhue thanasia is what I want
Dhue thanasia is what I want to call my next boat cause we had a hard time catching decent size ones this year.
timboon
Posts: 2924
Date Joined: 14/11/10
Balls deep....
Balls deep....
XF347
Posts: 101
Date Joined: 02/06/17
Saw a tinny today with the
Saw a tinny today with the name Tin Lizzy, made me laugh.
jutt
Posts: 58
Date Joined: 09/01/12
My Coraline is called GORN,
My Coraline is called GORN, cause that's where the fish are when we are out!
twicther
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Date Joined: 31/12/11
Good Names
I saw up north a plastic boat named " Microwave Safe "
Clever