Grandmas chocolate Browndawgs
Ingredients
30 odd k of disilusional fans
(1 cup,of massively injured wtf you even on the ground ) soft Johno Brown
1 block of dark chocolate (avoid Fijian chocolate it cant read the game)
21 eggles
21 numbnuts
3 field umpires
a couple of boundary umpires
and a couple of goal umpires
Method
Preheat oval to 14°C. Grease a 175M x 122M dog box with Wet toast Spittle and line the base of the grandstands with total bullshit.
Place spittle, Browndawg and chocolate in a large field and cue in the Benny Hill music over a cold night until you start channel surfing (see HD tv).
Turn up the Benny Hill music and beat in the eggles using a wooden spoon.
Sift in the bad umpire decisions, add the Browndawg invalids 5 goals specially the last one
forget the Fijian chocolate mixture and stir until well combined. Stir in the numbnuts.
Pour into the prepared dog box and bake in the preheated Wooden spoon finale for about 2.5 hrs until firm and until a few crumbs cling to a injured Browndawg invalid and sails thru the big sticks:P
Yummy
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DieHard
Posts: 1823
Date Joined: 06/10/08
I have to say... i do not
I have to say... i do not understand you one bit mate
DieHard – The Official “Ray & Shark” Chaser!
Warped 1
Posts: 22
Date Joined: 28/05/10
Dont feed it to the dockers.
As they are already starting to choke.
The (dockers) just cant handle the pressure when the finals get close.
Jody
Posts: 1578
Date Joined: 19/04/07
LOL
Cute !!
Must be some very disillusioned fans out there this year
TWiZTED
buschy
Posts: 626
Date Joined: 27/11/09
Enjoy it
There's nothing you Freo fans like more than watching West Coast lose games. Enjoy this year...it's been a long time coming and your club has a long history of failure.
There are so many things that could be said....about your trophy cabinet, complete lack of success, choking this year, drafting / trading blunders (think Bell, Croad)....
However...I can't be bothered.
Fremantle are a mediocre club on the rise. West Coast are a champion club and a professional outfit who are still suffering the impact that a few bad boys have had.
They will bounce back in a couple of years and I am still confident that some of this core group of young players will come good with confidence.
A wooden spoon might be just what we need to force a long hard look at how we have been managing our affairs for the last couple of years and hopefully clean out the club a little too.
lunker
Posts: 107
Date Joined: 08/01/10
well said, sir. how many
well said, sir. how many years did it take till we were in a grand final eh! carn eagles!
hmm... least i still got the WAFL this year. go swannies!
wazzbat
Posts: 977
Date Joined: 19/01/10
DOCKER MUD
DOCKER MUD CAKES
Ingredients:
2 or 3 three good players
3 or 4 washed up (recycled) players
15 or so dud players
1 half dozen or so average coaches and support staff
1 dozen odd years off losing culture
Bucket loads of hope (this won't affect the outcome but will make you think it will)
A dash of losing finals
A heap of over enthuisiastic but dissapointed supporters
Lots of dud trades ( make sure to trade at least a few players in and out and then back in again and then maybe drop them out of the mix)
Now mix all ingredients together during the preseason and come September you will end up with absolutely nothing to show for it year after year!
Therefore - It is best to enjoy the proccess during the mixing otherwise you will once again be bitterly dissapointed at the end of the season!
Enjoy!!!
I fish for the future - Cause I can't bloody catch anything!
Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
Aww..
No way you have to leave it to the Eagles to lick the spoon they have first dibs!
As per usual the body toll to lift Freo has taken its toll.
No Freo player, supporter or coach were talking Finals at the start of the season!(and still arent at the end)
But we had to listen to the Big bad wait till you have eyes on the ball then charge you when you wasnt looking take out expert.
Talking it up for half the season .*Quote 'Our goal is to make finals football for 2010'.
*Undribble...
I think the new drug rules fuct up the Weagles!!!
schecky
Posts: 1645
Date Joined: 25/08/08
Freo
The Fremantle Dockers, rebuilding since 1995!
Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
Its pretty funny.
That alot of the first Eagles team consisted of Sth Fremantle players..
And one of them is the head coach..Today
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
That would be relevant if Freo were in the comp
when WCE joined, unfortunately for you you weren't so you really need to get over that and move on Freo_Boi , Imagine if you were in the comp then, we'd be talking about another 8 years of failure and under achieving by the dockers!
biggerfish
Posts: 669
Date Joined: 02/03/09
All u freo supporters are
All u freo supporters are the same jump on the wagon when the wheels are turning but walk with your tail between your legs when their not. Was hopeing for one year the dockers wouldn't choke come finals time but I guess that won't happen cause u have allready choked. Every year u break some sort of record but I guess that can't be hard when u have played like an amatures team for so long. When u have as much success in September as our boys have had then maybe u can preheat your oven until then leave your baking tray in the cupboard
Play hard fish harder
biggerfish
Posts: 669
Date Joined: 02/03/09
Well done but freo boi very
Well done but freo boi very humorous much prefer wazzbats recipe though
Play hard fish harder
Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
Yes it sounds tasty!
Sounds like the time for things to come for the 2010 spoons.
And Freos typical bad luck!!!!
Mate ive backed them since 1995 but the management and poor colour scheme didnt pick up the real Freo spirit.
Thats maybe why we fail because the Freo of old had nothing to do with the new team.
Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
Bump!
Gotta love the old favourites!!!!
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