greatest bumper stickers
Submitted by fisho-ron on Tue, 2012-02-14 21:20
i know its been done before, but humor us again, there is always new ones coming out!!
this is the best one i have seen in a long time....
I STARTED OUT WITH F***K ALL AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT.
i still get a smile over that one.
another was to do with the family stickers you see on the back of cars..
F***k YOU AND F***K YOUR FAMILY
this was with the young boy sticking his finger up
cheers
sea-kem
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Welders have the hottest
Welders have the hottest rods
'A fool and his money are soon partying' was probably the funniest I've ever seen.
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Leemo
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ive seen the F you and your
ive seen the F you and your family sticker, with a full family hanging from nooses. Laughed greatly.
bludgin' since 94'
till
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I hate bumper stickers but I
I hate bumper stickers but I love irony.
scottland
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LOL
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
tiimmbo
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Not a bumper sticker but I
Not a bumper sticker but I once saw on a franger machine in a pub toilet 'For refund insert baby'. That made me laugh then and still does today.
Paul Cunningham
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One of my favourites was on
One of my favourites was on the back of a clapped out old surfing wagon that read 'Sponsored by Centrelink'.
Paul
Perry Home
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A Good One for Valentines Day!
"Ex lovers make good speed humps!"
quadfisher
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send this one to japan
seen in a movie, a piss take on a rent a crowds kombi van!
Land rights for gay whales
also saw a number plate on a hotrod , owned by a old fella
ohgrowup
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barlow
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kooyong hardware more
kooyong hardware more nuts than graylands more screws than casuarina
randall df223
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not a bumper sticker, but
not a bumper sticker, but seenn on the back of a biker's t-shirt...
"If you can read this, it means the bitch fell off"
Or a group of girls riding scooters...
"Hooters on Scooters"
Fish! HARD!
randall df223
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And there are also some great
And there are also some great ones on those wicked camper vans all the back packers get around in, I just wish I could remember them.
Fish! HARD!
big john
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Shockers
There's some shockers on wicked vans, this one gave me a laugh though:
If god was a woman, would sperm taste like chocolate?
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Paul_86
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This one wasnt a bumper
This one wasnt a bumper sticker, it was writen on the wall above a urinal with all the other jokes, it said "Dont look up here, the jokes in your hand ".
Faulkner Family
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here is one for the oldies i
here is one for the oldies i have seen on the back of caravans. Adventure Before Dementia . or another one.i am sure we have all seen .Spending the kids inheritence
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Faulkner Family
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Another one. Back
Another one. Back off, i am not a dog so stop sniffing my ass.
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Mr x
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Date Joined: 17/03/09
have seen the 'to low for
have seen the 'to low for fat hoe's' around was good
fishermen go all night
'if u can read this roll me over' upsidedown on a hilux. very funny
Faulkner Family
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another one i have seen on a
another one i have seen on a cruiser ute. its a take off from do not overtake turning vehicle.
Do not take overturning vehicle. and the overturning word was upside down
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
fishfish
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emergency
A friend has this one next the steering wheel on his boat " In case of emergency please give h@$d !!! "
cheers fishfish
TAPOUT
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On a T-Shirt= What do we
On a T-Shirt= What do we want
A cure for tourettes
When do we want it
C#%T
Dizzy
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Haha - love it
Haha - love it
MattMiller
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This
is on a work mates car.
UTBNB - Which for those who don't know means, Up The Bum No Babies.
Dizzy
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claymore
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i like this one ...."is there
i like this one ....
"is there life after death? touch my boat to find out"
or just a simple... "taste my DNA" gets the message across.
kirky79
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On the back of a chippies
On the back of a chippies trailer, "I'm no gynaecologist but i'll take a look"
bigdavet86
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Date Joined: 04/08/11
If you dont like my driving,
If you dont like my driving, Stay off the footpath
If you can read this, wheres my caravan
Fertilize the bush, doze a greenie!
stop laughing and give us a hand (upside down on a hilux)
This ute is insured by Smith and Wesson
Cheers
Dave
sea-kem
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My old man had one his HK
My old man had one his HK wagon years ago "Mafia staff car keepa da hands off"
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knigit
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On a mates landcruiser
If you want more grunt.. root a pig.
meglodon
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that one takes the cake
yep that has to be the best of the rest I've got tears of laughter running down my face and the wife is wondering what I'm laughing about
cudbfishn
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Tailgaters CAUTION: Random
Tailgaters CAUTION: Random flying objects!!
Ryan C
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bumper sticker
the one with the map of australia and the words "fuck off were full"
davmor
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NRNR
NRNR
no root no ride
Ryan C
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.
cash, grass or ass nobody rides for free!
fatboyholla
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IF YOUR GONNA INSIST ON RIDING
IF YOUR GONNA INSIST ON RIDING MY ARSE AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR
worst fisherman ever
yourkidding
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Horn broken! Watch for
Horn broken! Watch for finger...
marble
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Go without your bra, it
Go without your bra, it pulls the wrinkles from your face.
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reddo_crothers
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My mums favourite has always
My mums favourite has always been "Single women don't fart. They dont have an asshole till they get married"
My dad, of course, disagrees
Sex is great, but fishing lasts all day.