OK Just one more..
Submitted by outdoinit on Thu, 2013-09-12 19:55
Two old guys talking:
One said to the other:
"My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV"
Other guy:
"Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy:
"Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted.. 
Auslobster
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Date Joined: 03/05/08
Here we go again...
Q: What bird is the symbol of peace?
A: The dove.
Q: What bird is the symbol of Australia?
A: The emu.
Q: What bird is the symbol of birth control?
A: The swallow.