Early Friday Funny
Submitted by outdoinit on Thu, 2013-09-12 19:34
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our
fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted.. 
Auslobster
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Another one....
....a pair of whales, male and female, are swimming along when they come across a supertrawler.
The male whale says "Look at those bastards, raping and pillaging the ocean. I reckon I should blow them all off the deck with my spout and then you gobble them all up."
Female whale replies "Yeah that'd be right...you get the blowjob and I get a mouthful of seamen."
jigsaw
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worthy Friday Funnies
good ones, guys