Part 6 final chapter : BANGERS THE BADGINGARA CRUMBED CHEESE SAUSAGE’S TRIP TO EXMOUTH
Waiting for my mates from Perth to pick me up from the roadhouse I had packed my greasiest best bag for the trip. Yeah they are here Russ and I had a pic to start the trip to Exmouth yeah warm weather hope I don’t melt
Hey don’t eat me First stop on my first trip over the 26th parallel with the help from Russ & Nathan i had to have my pic takenAnd it looks like the tackle shack had been here too (LOL)
Then we were off to Carnarvon . Once there I was relaxing with a view of the plantation beside where were staying, when I saw the banana trees it got thinking of an old love maybe just maybe we might be able to before we leave catch up (thinking sweet naughty thoughts)
Russ made some inquiries for me and we were due to meet the next morning Could not sleep thinking about her Here she is miss Chocolate coated Banana the yummiest thing in the north
After a about 5 mins we had to part as she was starting to melt for me all over again parting is such a sweet sorrow Arriving in Exmouth we decided to take in a few sights before hitting up Adam for local info We went to the light house first
Man what a view took my mind off miss banana started thinking mmmm where are all the good fishing spots heard that the Mildura Wreck was a good land based fishing spot so we checked it out after noting of cause several good potential spots to check out.
Darn low tide maybe tomorrow Next day the with the wind still up I get to meet the great Adam cant wait is he here yet I kept asking Russ , when around the van across the road he came
Unfortunately he could not stay long as he had to go away for work for a week so after handing over the fishwreacked shirts to the Faulkner’s I was rather sad as he did not have xxxxxxs (smallest shirt) for me, I returned to my bed in the freezer (found the weather a bit to hot) so after Adam showed Russ all the best spots (sure) and a promise to come back he left .I then decided to join the family in the mud crab hunt Made another good friend in Muddy
He even shared my room in the freezer for a bit but then left with out even a note saying good by feeling rejected ,I heard about miss Prawn so Russ kindly took me to meet her maybe she would be the one
But she was just was not into my cheesey jokes or my greasy best bag and I just new it would not work out so I high jacked the Faulkner’s Nissan feeling rejected so with the boys we set out to see the sights , I was on the camera as I had fallen over twisting my lower crumb
Sadly I was laid up doctors order as my lower crumb was getting worse due to the doc said me sleeping in the freezer go figure .The weather was great and i recovered feeling a lot better so I decided to go snorkelling with the family so off with the grease paper bag and on with the plastic cryovac wet suit
Maybe there is a cute fishy babe down there for me but I really don’t think they saw the best side of me the inside that is Today Russ is taking me fishing in the boat he kept me in the dark esky all the way out. then the lid opened and he told me it was time for my first ever fishing experience as I was a novice at this he tied me to the hook and started to lower me down into the water when I ask are you sure this is how you fish he said yeah mate the only way but you need to hold your breath.After about 5 min I was turning blue when whack the large silver thing grabbed me and started taking me back to my mate Russ .
Brenden me young mate grabbed me out of the water when I came too I was attached to this large Pennant fish my first ever Fish And LAST IF THIS IS FISHING I AM OUT OF HERE
Look what Russ did to me
I returned to the esky and stayed there packing the poops with Russ but really I was quite pleased with my first and last fishing attempt but I will not tell Russ. Oh yeah he did say he was sorry and dried me off.Sadly my holiday ended as Russ and family dropped me off back home at Badgingarra a great two week adventure I had had but I will never ever go fishing again and the only girl that was hooked on me I was not interested in ha ha ha Bye and thanks for reading my story. Just one thing “Hi to Andy Mac who has taken a lot of my family on his holidays” say hi to them for me please as they are yet to return home with their stories.
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sausage poppers, i heard
sausage poppers, i heard they like them better with tomato sauce russ
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ha ha ha
maybe next year i will have to try that mathew
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That was funny! Good sense
That was funny! Good sense of humor!
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what else
are hollidays for but to have a bit of fun,and its good to share a few laughs with others
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Thanks for the laugh guys,
Thanks for the laugh guys, funny as
cheers Troy
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Classic
Cheers
Cheers
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thought
you might like his adventures glad you liked it
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haaha
What a crackup. Pmsl at the lower crumb. LOL. Great read guys!
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thanks
sandy has put it together verry well
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greasy sausage
God sake will you please write more and bloody well go fishing again, can't wait for the next adventure, sitting here with baited breath for installment Number 7, please where did you say you got your crumbed sausage from, looks delicious, cos' if it catches fish like that I'm all for getting some, better than taking wife out to berlie up for a dhuie, thanks darl you are so nice to me
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Absolute classic stuff So is
Absolute classic stuff
So is 'Bangers' available for private charters?
Cheers Pete
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HEHE Classic Great Tale, the
HEHE Classic
Great Tale, the life of a greasy snag isnt so bad after all.
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Crumbs!
Hahahahaha B1 and B2 never had so mych fun. LMAO.
Absolutely hilarious
Loved the 'crumbed popper' hehehehe
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Great story
and i think i had his brother for smoko yesterday - feeling guilty now
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GOld!!!
Loved it
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Fun read!
Made me chuckle, well done Mr and Mrs Faulkner and the boys!
Cheers lads,
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PeteD: just call into
PeteD: just call into badgingarra Roadhouse when passing and pick Banngers up he would love the trip but dont think he will go fishing again ha ha ha
We are glad you all like the story had fun making it for you all to read with any hope there will be more next year but be warned we are going for three weeks *grin*
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by far the funiniest thing
by far the funiniest thing ive seen for a long while had me captured for the whole story
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Brenz
did you happen to see what was on the 26th parrallel sign ???? was still there on our way home too ,oh yeah Sandy also put a sticker on the lady toilet at the first road house in geraldton ha ha has a pic of it if you want to see it *grin*
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Russ and Sandy
Of course we do!
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Funny stuff there Russ ,a
Funny stuff there Russ ,a good read and a good trip over for another year, maybe next year you could tack mr cornjack along for the ride.
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thanks paul
there is 3 words to describe a holliday like that . too bloody short . back next year for sure
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will have to post tomorrow
will have to post tomorrow going out for dinner now *lol*
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yeah top stuff on the 26th
yeah top stuff on the 26th line and would love to see the pik lol
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