Plane crash in Rural Australia

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of
rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and
descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft
was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree
line that bordered the farm.

The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find
no remains of people. They spotted the farmer not too far away and he
was plowing a field as if nothing had happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"John " the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer
mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737,
the aeroplane of the Prime Minister of Australia"?

"Yep.."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer
answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Gillard is dead?" the inspector asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor,
"She kept saying she wasn't...
But you know what a lying bitch she is ..."