Rockingham Flood Appeal

Rockingham flood victims need assistance - Please Give Generously


Torrential rain hit Rockingham in the early hours of last night.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Flood waters devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Rockingham Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Read St ..

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Skye-Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.' The water rushed in the front door and out the back – it was amazing, the place has never been so clean!”

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots, hoodies and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans, Ice cream, Sarah Lee Frozen Cheesecakes, Chips, all Fizzy drinks, Wagon Wheels, Tim Tams, Coco Pops and Fruit Loops. No Diet Coke

Donations of $ 25.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and a lighter and cans of Jim Bean to calm the nerves of those affected.


MattMiller's picture

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Nice one mate

Wed, 2011-04-06 21:41

geez you must be busy at work

Lamby's picture

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Yeah flat out here hahaha

Wed, 2011-04-06 21:41

Yeah flat out here hahaha

brenz's picture

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unbeleivable sooooooo funny

Wed, 2011-04-06 22:21

unbeleivable sooooooo funny

mako magic's picture

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classic 

Wed, 2011-04-06 22:26

classic

 

Cammos's picture

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Funny stuff.You forgot to

Wed, 2011-04-06 22:27

Funny stuff.

You forgot to mention the Jeggings mate.

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 that sounded ,ore like the

Wed, 2011-04-06 22:36

 that sounded ,ore like the Cockburn area.

if it was Rockingham there would have been mention of black sleevless shirts and black DB's

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Good Stuff Lamby

Wed, 2011-04-06 23:00

Mate being 11pm after a long day you had me for a minute!

I'm gonna read it to the family in the morning & it'll start everyone's day off with a good laugh.

Jeezuz Breezers are under heavy rationing!

Cheers bro (ohhh which suburb would that be!)

Pez

 

 

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Its a corker but can't take

Thu, 2011-04-07 09:07

Its a corker but can't take credit for it, was sent to me by a very funny bloke from work who happens to be an old rocko boy. Funny stuff

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Gold!

Thu, 2011-04-07 10:42

Great stuff- they are taking donations of false teeth as well!

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lamby that is very funny

Thu, 2011-04-07 18:52

lamby that is very funny stuff....and i was raised there........gotta say though the people you are describing are actually from kwinana.......k-town....lol

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MattMiller's picture

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and...

Thu, 2011-04-07 19:02

Bunbury

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Specially Bunbury

Thu, 2011-04-07 19:09

Probably more suited to Bunbury than Rocko.

Only one thing wrong with Bunbury,   there's not enough dirt to fill the hole in.

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funny shit! had to email that

Fri, 2011-04-08 16:05

funny shit! had to email that to my bro who moved down to rocko.