Sayings
Submitted by carnarvonite on Mon, 2009-07-27 07:47
What are some of your favourite sayings?
One of mine is-----Any day you wake up is a good day
Any day you get up is better still
And any day you get it up is best of all
Pete D
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Along the same line...
You only live once.....
Cheers Pete
Sekans
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Date Joined: 31/01/08
"Knowledge is only part of
"Knowledge is only part of understanding, genuine understanding comes from hands-on experience."
till
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Date Joined: 21/02/08
"when in doubt, whip it
"when in doubt, whip it out"
You can apply it to all sorts of opperations; your favourite outfit, lure or ...
Goodz
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Date Joined: 20/07/09
"You've gotta be in it to
"You've gotta be in it to win it" (Very fitting for fishing)
7739ian
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Date Joined: 25/06/08
I like
Flash as a rat with a gold tooth
and on the rat theme this describes every slease with a Mo
" He looks like a rat peering over a toothbrush"
wadetolley
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Date Joined: 27/06/08
stupid people
“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”
Matt T
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LOL!
"Flash as a rat with a gold tooth" - that's gold Ian. Mine would have to be - Evil will flourish when the honest man ceases to care.
rubes
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Bullant
Shitty as a bullant on a burning stump.
Colin Hay
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Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn't get better than this!
That was what I was saying until my Moonraker snapped (Lol).
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Auslobster
Posts: 1901
Date Joined: 03/05/08
Money...
...can't buy happiness, but a lack of it can sure cause unhappiness!
Craig Pearse
Posts: 452
Date Joined: 04/01/09
Who wants a beer?
Who wants a beer?
D_DOUSH
Posts: 497
Date Joined: 23/12/07
Couldnt organises a root in
Couldnt organises a root in a brothel, or im soo hungry could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck.
2 well used sayings
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
expect the unexpected when
expect the unexpected when you least expect it. or just plain old s#@t happens
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Bob
Most people say "Bob's your uncle"but I can't because he's my old man.A couple of others---off like a robber's dog.---Goes down quicker that a whore's drawers.
Murphy's law==if something can go wrong it will
wadetolley
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Date Joined: 27/06/08
Going
At work over the two way i always love saying "i have a new tooth coming thru ,will be gone for a while"..... Throws a few people !
HuggyB
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Date Joined: 03/08/08
Hmmmm
"the sun shines on a dogs arse every now and then" is one I use a bit.
I'm sure there are others, but I cant recall them.
The Terrorist - coming to a fishing spot near you.........
SPESS
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Date Joined: 29/12/06
One i use all the time with
One i use all the time with my workers! 'THE PROBLEM WITH COMMON SENSE IS ITS JUST NOT THAT COMMON!'
Goatch
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Date Joined: 03/07/07
Sayings
here in Tom Vegas my fave of late has been "For F@3K Sake" !!! LOL
Just one more cast , honest !!!
PJAY
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Date Joined: 12/05/09
something to
something to ponder.....
DOES A DUCKS BUM PUCKER IN A POWER DIVE?
or
DOES A BEAR SH%$ IN THE WOODS?
i'm sure there's more...
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
allrounder
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Date Joined: 10/11/08
no
Not if its a polar bear.
So tell me have you got your info from years on the water or hours on the internet?
Blank Cheque
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Date Joined: 28/03/09
Here is a few I use
TALK - She'd talk a glass eye to sleep.
Heavy Rain - Its pissing pick handles.
Brains - He thougt they said trains so he caught a slow one.
Bogged - its bogged to the bollocks.
Picking up a patient from an accident sciene - Lets swoop and scoop.
What are you doing - Milking a mouse why do you want to hold it.
Drunk - He was getting down the road like a 3 speed walking stick.
Its a little late to head home early
Paul H
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Date Joined: 18/01/07
one I heard recently
Money doesn't buy happiness but it'll buy me the boat to get there!!
Cheers
Paul
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till
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Date Joined: 21/02/08
Money doesn't buy you
Money doesn't buy you friends, but it sure gets you a better class of enemy.
roberta
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Date Joined: 08/07/08
Hells bells and buckets of white wash
God thats fugly
pick a finger
god its cold, freeze the tits off a brass monkey
happy as a pig in sh%$t
Like a stocking on a chickens lip
or a finger up your bum if your that way inclined
over the teeth through the gums look out guts here it comes
cope it sweet
everyone to their own
sweet fanny Adams
head like a half sucked Lolly ball
head like a feasted fart in a pickle bottle
heavy haulage Police ...... mermaids ....... (c^%$#ts with scales) (Truckee code)
black as a ............ a#$%se hole
Ginger Tablets Rock
Blackknightz
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Date Joined: 29/08/08
Old Ned
"Such is life" love that one
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Camel
Its as dry as a camels fart
Flat out like a lizard drinking
If in doubt ,chuck it out
PJAY
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Date Joined: 12/05/09
TALK! geez he could talk
TALK! geez he could talk his way out of 20 foot of wet cement!!
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
Emric1
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Date Joined: 26/06/09
Never say never and never
Never say never and never say always!
he could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles!
cheers
Emric1
thebear
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Thirsty
Thirsty "Dry as a nuns C@@@T"
"Mans not a camel ya know!!!"
Conman "Slippery as snot on a door knob"
Ugly "I'd chew me own arm off so id not wake her up"
Cream on face after eating sweets "What,..... did you just blow a seal?"
Buck Teeth "He/she could eat an apple through a tennis raquet"
Tight fit Like a finger in a bum
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PJAY
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Date Joined: 12/05/09
after having a good
after having a good feed......
I'M AS FULL AS A DOCTORS WALLET!
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
catchalittle
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Date Joined: 04/09/08
Life's a bitch then you
Life's a bitch then you die
bit short of a six pack minus the plastic
Nathan
PJAY
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life's a bitch.... and then
life's a bitch.... and then you marry one!......oops in case the wife reads this....i didn't write it okay!
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
catchalittle
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Date Joined: 04/09/08
People have the right to be
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over
'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
Nathan
carnarvonite
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Ears
For someone who takes no notice of what has been said----are your ears painted on???
Were you born stupid or did you take lessons,if you did every single one has worked.
For a silly act----Stupid hurts!!!
Biggo
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As gay as christmas
As gay as christmas day
Queer as a three dollar note
She looks like a bulldog with a hangover
Sweating like a rapist
7739ian
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Date Joined: 25/06/08
Dark
as the inside of a dogs guts at midnight.
Black as Jack Johnson's arse.
Sweating like a ped at a primary school.
So green petrol and and a match wouldn't burn 'em.
Out of his depth in a carpark puddle.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Does a one legged duck swim
Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
Dry as a nuns nasty
Busier than a one legged man in a arse kickin contest
Thick as a chinese phone book.
What ever floats ya boat.
Couldn't get a kick in a burley factory (for egirl players)
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him. (pub talk)
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
jay_burgess
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"I work to live, not live to
"I work to live, not live to work."
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
for the ugly. hes as ugly as
for the ugly. hes as ugly as the north end of a south bound cammel.
s#@t dont just happen , its as@#@les like you that cause it
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
LB
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Beer
Cant stand to see a man drink alone.Take it easy if it comes easy take it twice and its better to look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.