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Collingwood want to use virtual footy fans at their games....Lets get the  comments going should be fun


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 Joffas IQ should increase a

Sat, 2020-05-23 14:43

 Joffas IQ should increase a shitload

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The same as

Sat, 2020-05-23 15:45

 

They would be the same as Eagles fans are normally, motionless, can't think for themselves, have to be shown to their seats. and no voice, irrelevant really.

Go Pies

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Baaahaaa...Classic Skull!!

Sat, 2020-05-23 19:59

Baaahaaa...Classic Skull!!

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Maybe the AFL can give them a

Sat, 2020-05-23 22:37

Maybe the AFL can give them a virtual cup. It's about as close as Nathan 'I'm leaving Brisbane to win a flag' Buckley will ever get

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Like the

Sun, 2020-05-24 09:07

 

Like the umpires gave your mob in 2018

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 Too windy up here for a fish

Sun, 2020-05-24 10:45

 Too windy up here for a fish but doesn't matter......Skull is biting.

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Just adding

Sun, 2020-05-24 13:18

 

Just adding to the post Bill,

Trying to get it going by throwing myself at the Mercy of the masses but very quiet.

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Look Skull, maybe Rioli might

Sun, 2020-05-24 17:17

Look Skull, maybe Rioli might have missed with his free kick for high contact. Maybe he'd have slotted a banana but history will show that Dom Sheed slotted one from the boundary after the Pies blew a 5 goal lead.

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 5 goal lead  dammmmmnnnnnn

Sun, 2020-05-24 19:10

 5 goal lead  dammmmmnnnnnn lol

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Could have been

Sun, 2020-05-24 19:41

 

Could have been 10 Goals, wouldn't matter after the Umpires started looking after the Wet Scroates once the cheque cleared. 

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 Well they're virtually not

Sun, 2020-05-24 08:45

 Well they're virtually not all there in the head so business as usual. 

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Love the West!

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Sun, 2020-05-24 10:44

 

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 Mixed feelings on this, fan

Sun, 2020-05-24 09:31

 Mixed feelings on this, fan noise on radio good, fan noise watching Telle without fans would be shite...

 

Wont affect Nth Melb/GC games

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As long as Eddie Everywhere isn't commentating

Sun, 2020-05-24 09:37

 We can do without his biased calls. Oh, not to mention BT too. Can't handle the crap that comes out of his mouth .

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 1st game was hard enough to

Sun, 2020-05-24 10:47

 1st game was hard enough to listen to those cocksmokers won't need volume to watch the circus.

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 Bill n Gadsy,  Didn't

Sun, 2020-05-24 15:37

 Bill n Gadsy, 

 

Didn't realise you were such sensitive types, I'll be just happy to have the footy back on. That shit doesn't usually bother me. Usually there is 15 commentators per game anyway.

 

Perhaps just have Western Australians commmentating the Eagles games? 

 

Whats it like up there Bill - Rain? Gadsy? Any rain to go with the wind mate? My inlaws will be hoping there is a little bit of seed in the ground that didnt blow away out in chapman valley...

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Basil

Sun, 2020-05-24 17:55

 What a joke, WA commentator, cannot stand Biased Basil at the best of times. He is worse that BT and Eddie put together. Bring back Commetti

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Sandy Roberts was a beauty

Sun, 2020-05-24 18:46

Sandy Roberts was a beauty too.

"Matera. Sets sail for home. And the Eagles hit the front." Still send a shiver up the spine.

On the flipside he also had "Leo Barry. You star" which still gives me nightmares.

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 Always loved Graham 'Smokey'

Sun, 2020-05-24 19:13

 Always loved Graham 'Smokey' Dawson's call.

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Agree

Mon, 2020-05-25 07:38

 

Agree fully John, and throw Jackovich in with Basil and you have the perfect disaster, and imagine Pav being the boundary rider, what a right royal cock up.,

Perhaps something Ratanui can ponder for the future or perhaps now, afterall he is rarely on the paddock.

Dont know if anyone saw his comments about the covid testing and how it hurt that much he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy, bloody big sook.

 

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Very windy yesterday and dust blowing everywhere Boon

Mon, 2020-05-25 11:08

 Didn't rain until late in the afternoon, which took care of the dust finally. had my bedroom window slightly open with a power cord going out to the caravan in the front yard and couldn't believe the amount of dust that got inside. The caravan was side on to the wind and was rocking and rolling big time. Was waiting for it to tip over, but thankfully stayed upright. Lots of fences blown over in Gero and at least one house unroofed. Glads that's over!

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 Easterly wind this morning

Sun, 2020-05-24 15:57

 Easterly wind this morning perfect blue cloudless sky..... Nothing to see here.

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 Gadsy has his feather duster

Sun, 2020-05-24 20:10

 Gadsy has his feather duster out i'd say... Polishing the dust off his Jacko poster above his bed...

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My best mate in the 90s had a

Mon, 2020-05-25 09:12

My best mate in the 90s had a lifesize cardboard cutout of Suma in his bedroom that he aquired from the bread section of Supa Value when Suma was doing the Tip Top adverts

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Jacko was a legend in his day Boon

Mon, 2020-05-25 11:19

 Though he was shit at kicking. He rocked that mullet haircut in the early days lol. He had some great defenders around him - McKenna, Woosha, Monkey Brennan? etc that made him look better at times (though he was rarely beaten on the day). I don't have a poster of Jacko above my bed to tug off to though lol.

I do however, have my Eagles 2018 premiership photo mini surfboard from Bali last August that I need to hang above the bed head though. When the Missus wakes up later following her nightshift at the Hospital last night, I will post a pic of the mini surfboard here, as I know you, Uncle, Skull etc would love to see it

Ahh yeah, you gotta have a laugh eh Boon!

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 Thought he might have had it

Mon, 2020-05-25 07:15

 Thought he might have had it stuck to the ceiling straight above his bed

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had my laugh

Mon, 2020-05-25 17:20

when suma choked in 1990

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Suma's medal tally is equal

Mon, 2020-05-25 18:58

Suma's medal tally is equal to Collingwood's back before the the Cuban Missile Crisis. Lol

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Me too

Mon, 2020-05-25 17:47

Thanks Suma you SPUD

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Jako and BT

Mon, 2020-05-25 18:05

 Jako and BT may have been great footballers but bugger me dead, someone high up in Channel 7 must have been in love with them to give them a shot at commentating, the same goes for the rest of ex footballer commentators. The best were not top level players and are non biased or in love with certain players------sorry Bruce Mc

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 For a pies supporter you

Mon, 2020-05-25 18:52

 For a pies supporter you nailed it with that summary, well done  Carnarvonite.

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 I reckon there are plenty of

Mon, 2020-05-25 20:18

 I reckon there are plenty of great ex player commentators, 

 

Leigh Matthews, Richo, Ricciuto, Rex Hunt etc etc

 

One that does annoy me is Dermie!

 

 

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Rex Hunt one game when

Mon, 2020-05-25 20:50

Rex Hunt one game when corrected about how he pronounced Matt Clape's name begun to drop words like tape, ape etc and mispronounce them like Clape's name. Gold

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You Forgot

Mon, 2020-05-25 20:32

 

You forgot the Famous Lou Richards, what a commentator, and player, perhaps you are all too young to remember.

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Just Lou's handball and

Mon, 2020-05-25 20:44

Just Lou's handball and telling jokes you wouldn't be able to put on air these days

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True

Mon, 2020-05-25 21:01

 

True Frosty, however he was an absolute Legend to everyone except in the eyes of the AFL

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