took my Maori neighbor crabbing this morning we got our 20 Mandurah beauty queens , but he had me going when he let out a blood curdling scream and turned around and there was blood all over his finger and then I noticed the end of his finger was missing , I shit and started heading straight in , he fell on the deck giggling his head of as Maori's do and said "gotcha Bro my brother cut that of when I was 13 with a hatchet" my response " you kiwi barstard hahahah"