Another Darwin award nomination.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-24/man-sets-car-on-fire-using-lighter-to-see-while-refuelling/6343602

Go figure

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remember when these were rare

Tue, 2015-03-24 10:05

 Now there's some clown dying everyday somewhere like the clown in land kayaking in the drains

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Why drinking beer makes us smarter

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:47

 

 

credit to cliff Calvin from cheers


Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakestmembers.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.


And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

 

 

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