A day after her husband disappeared while scuba diving, Mrs. Wilkins answered the door to be greeted by two policemen.

"Mrs. Wilkins we have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mrs. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

The policeman said, "We found your husband’s body in the Bay this morning."

"OH MY GOD!" said Mrs. Wilkens overcome by emotion. "So what's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two 5kg lobsters and 12 dozen good size crabs on him."

"So, what's the great news?" she asked.

The policeman replied "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."