Best excuse for a sickie to go fishing

Seeing as it is Australia Day .What are some of the excuses we have used to (chuck a sickie) from Work or School

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CB


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my best was

Tue, 2010-01-26 12:49

today is too good a fishing day to come waste my time at work. as honest as it is my boss actually laughed said no worries i cant argue with that. that day was actually the best i had seen in a long time light winds near no swell. and i sweetened the deal with a bit of snapper for the old boy too. otherwise i have used the hole i have no clotehs to wear as it rained last night and all my clothes are on the line soaking wet. amazing those suprise rain clouds.

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gotta pickme nanna up from the airport

Tue, 2010-01-26 14:14

gotta feed the horses

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The dog ate my car keys

Tue, 2010-01-26 15:44

Me: The dog ate my car keys dammit!!
Boss: How the hell did that happen?
Me: The keys fell out of my pocket when I was throwing up in the garden last night, landed fair in the pewk. Dog came along and cleaned up, musta swallowed the keys with the carrots.
Boss: Nuff said.

Cheers
Dale

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Mate from the NT used this one

Tue, 2010-01-26 15:46

 This is one a boily mate of mine used in the NT.

Mate: I wont be in today

Boss: Why

Mate: Got something wrong with my eye's

Boss: Shit mate you alright? What's wrong?

Mate: I just can't see myself coming in