Best excuse for a sickie to go fishing
Submitted by cocokye on Tue, 2010-01-26 12:09
Seeing as it is Australia Day .What are some of the excuses we have used to (chuck a sickie) from Work or School
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mikestan
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Date Joined: 12/01/10
my best was
today is too good a fishing day to come waste my time at work. as honest as it is my boss actually laughed said no worries i cant argue with that. that day was actually the best i had seen in a long time light winds near no swell. and i sweetened the deal with a bit of snapper for the old boy too. otherwise i have used the hole i have no clotehs to wear as it rained last night and all my clothes are on the line soaking wet. amazing those suprise rain clouds.
wopjrb
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Date Joined: 05/03/09
gotta pickme nanna up from the airport
gotta feed the horses
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
The dog ate my car keys
Me: The dog ate my car keys dammit!!
Boss: How the hell did that happen?
Me: The keys fell out of my pocket when I was throwing up in the garden last night, landed fair in the pewk. Dog came along and cleaned up, musta swallowed the keys with the carrots.
Boss: Nuff said.
Cheers
Dale
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Colt_Striker
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Date Joined: 26/07/09
Mate from the NT used this one
This is one a boily mate of mine used in the NT.
Mate: I wont be in today
Boss: Why
Mate: Got something wrong with my eye's
Boss: Shit mate you alright? What's wrong?
Mate: I just can't see myself coming in