Don't need to give up your spot can you just maybe tell me where can I go carp fishing. 

Kent street in the fresh water part of the river is a good start mate... if any1 ever asks me thats where i send them and i have got plenty from there just hard work !

Take as many as you can out of Aussie waters the worst fish pest you can think of. Can get quite big.

 Not sure why you would want to keep a carp spot a secret when they are a massive noxious pest. 

At the end of the day they are.... but the spot i fish i would like it to my self ...

Go as hard as you can on those swamp marlin!

Nice spot ;)

nice carp mate

 Ah i remember my Old man and Grandad taking me fishing for Carp.  Me grandad used to soak them in Lemon and garlic in his bath tub, for about 4-5 hrs filleted of course then after that salt them and cook em up.  If i remember they actually tasted alright i was quite young at the time.  My dad on the other hand used to hang em up on a tree and take potshots at it with his ol faithful rifle.  Bloody nucience but good ol fun if nothing else was being caught.

Thats tops mate isn't there a fresh water fishing ban for anything at the moment Tho ???

yeh there is a fresh water fishing ban on depending where you are fishing mate !

 theses fish can only survive in well oxygenated and clean river situations to which they contribute by eating scum and filth in the water if you take a look outside australia and see what they have done for a very poluted Euope you may rethink youn narrow mindedness

Courtesy of Wikipedia: Yeah carp are great things beachkid, FFS.

Common carp have been introduced, sometimes illegally, to most continents and some 59 countries. Due to their fecundity and their feeding habit of grubbing through bottom sediments for food, they are notorious for altering their environments. In feeding, they may destroy, uproot, disturb and eat submerged vegetation, causing serious damage to native duck, such as canvasbacks, and fish populations.[20] Similar to the grass carp, the vegetation they consume is not completely digested, and rots after excretion, raising the nutritional level of the water and causing exsessive algae growth. They destroy nests of other fish and eat their eggs, reducing their numbers significantly.

Efforts to eradicate a small colony from Tasmania's Lake Crescent without using chemicals have been successful, but the long-term, expensive and intensive undertaking is an example of both the possibility and difficulty of safely removing the species once it is established.[21] One proposal, regarded as environmentally questionable, is to control common carp by deliberate exposing them to carp-specific Koi herpes virus with its high mortality rate. In Utah Lake, the common carp's population is expected to be reduced by 75% by using nets to catch millions of them and either give them to people who will eat them or processing them into fertilizer. This, in turn, will give the native June sucker a chance to recover its declining population. Another method is by trapping them in tributaries they use to spawn with seine nets and exposing them to rotenone. This method has shown to reduce their impact within 24 hours and greatly increase the native vegetation and desirable fish species. This also leaves the baby carp easily preyed upon by native fish.

In Australia, enormous anecdotal and mounting scientific evidence indicates introduced carp are the cause of permanent turbidity and loss of submergent vegetation in the Murray-Darling river system, with severe consequences for river ecosystems, water quality and native fish species.[22] In Victoria, Australia, common carp has been declared as noxious fish species, the quantity a fisher can take is unlimited.[23] In South Australia, it is an offence for this species to be released back to the wild.[24] An Australian company converts common carp into plant fertilizer.[25]

Common carp were brought to the United States in 1831.[26] In the late 19th century, they were distributed widely throughout the country by the government as a food-fish, but they are no longer prized as a food-fish. As in Australia, their introduction has been shown to have negative environmental consequences,[27] and they are usually considered to be invasive species. Millions of dollars are spent annually by natural resource agencies to control common carp populations in the United States.[22]

Common carp are believed to have been introduced into the Canadian province of British Columbia from Washington. They were first noted in the Okanagan Valley in 1912, as was their rapid growth in population. Carp are currently distributed in the lower Columbia (Arrow Lakes), lower Kootenay, Kettle (Christina Lake), and throughout the Okanagan system.[28]

 if its on land line it must be correct

thats what they say about the eggs of redfin perch Wes F!

 there isnt much that goes on in the murry darling that is productive these days and carp have lived there for over a hundred years

 Kill em all

 wikipidia also says that the millions of carp eggs and fry would feed the many king fishers,otters,diving ducks, and if there were any left in these poluted places, native fish with a feast

 i dont smoke weed big boy. all i will say is that its very easy to blame the now for many years of harm and mistakes made

how many friends do you know with rabbits,cats and dare i say it gold fish.I thought so. So we would need the foxes to keep check on the rabbits and cats

Keep up the posts beachkid always need a good laugh first thing in the morning.

+1 for pelican comment gold

for carp in the uk (match) for many years but i totally agree with the damage they do to the environment, i watched the carp smash the hell of a natural venue in the uk when they decided to stock them.

they are vermin to australian waters.. the end.

Beachkid's nanna was the old lady who swallowed a fly.......

Friday Funnys right here LOL

It's unfortunate, I have to go overseas to choose a bride, and since I have no friends to care for them in my absence, I'm wondering if anyone can suggest a nice place for me to release my aquariums of pet cane toads.  They don't like it when I play my Barry Manilow records too loud so I was thinking of somewhere tranquil and unspoilt.  Your help is appreciated.

You have to be the smartest cookie on this site, I am humbled by your intelligence and wit, keep up the good work you really make the world a better place.

Vote 1, Beach Kid for PM!!!

how did I miss this one?

And who the hell is Beachkid? lol gold

ROFL. Needed a good laugh after a day at work.

Thats no good seeing them over here, people have always said wa is carp free,I bet you some stooge put them in there.Try rid as many of those scummy barstards as you can from our waterways mate.To say Carp are good for wa is just crazy.Nice fish though

Don't know if there is still any left in there but the lake down the hill from the old Picton church in Bunbury used to be full of the buggers maybe we could give Beachkid a rod and bucket of worns and set him loose on them.

He would make a good pal of the one ages back who reckoned he would fish in 30knot winds from his dinghy and then took photo of other pics and posted them up only to be found out by his reflection back off the screen.

They both need a carp introduced to them head first up the wrong end.

KILL ALL CARP

many years back i caught one ton (approx) of carp in a fraction of a second it was on a farm a mate of mine brought down south and some simpleton had put carp in it bait we used was a stick of an60 geli there was carp falling out of the sky for the next 5-6 minutes i kid you not. the crows loved em and had the area cleaned up in no time flat what they didn't eat got eaten by foxes

nice fish mate what area did u gt that fish

 for catching them .in my local pond ...(rocko) there was a no fishing sign put up 2 days later (GREAT FOR SHED) ...great to catch ,never let go...i use to love fresh water fishing ,,never get time now..imagine if they went wild in dams or river systems.i fished waroona dam from the age off 12  (long time ago) ..someone let red fin go in there (screwed it  ) arguement from 2 fishing clubs...never caught redy from logue brook.or sampson dam ..i would hate to see carp go free for the fresh water fisho"s ...my cat wont even eat them...catch them leave them on bank (my op about the things).but good fun

Hey Big Tuna did you use those expensive scales of yours's

 Is it carp that can bury itself in the mud when the water disappears obviously in dams 

in Murray Bridge late feb this year - had a ball catching those muts, that one would have been the average size of the many dozens we caught in a couple of hours. Made for good fertiliser ! Serioulsy though, were fun to catch, they did go hard on 4lb line. All of them caught on corn kernles straight out of the can.     

 What sort of gear do you use to catch them?  Hook size? floats?

EADC