Financial Advice
Just imagine...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $149.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $184.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 04ACan
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!
sea-kem
Posts: 14866
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Hahahaha like it!
Hahahaha like it!
Love the West!
hlokk
Posts: 4290
Date Joined: 04/04/08
Galons, miles? What Aussie
Galons, miles? What Aussie uses those :p
At 10c/can refund, I'd really like to know where you're getting 1840 cans of beer for $1000! I dont even drink beer and thats a good price :p
I'm surprised there wasnt a joke about pissing it away :p
SHizz
Posts: 1556
Date Joined: 07/08/05
On my calculations...$1000 of
On my calculations...$1000 of beer @ ~$40 per case. 24 cans per case... 600 odd beers @ 10c refund per can = $60.
I would not take financial advise from that guy! Allthough $60 is better than nothing. About the same as interest! Except that way you get to drink the beer.