Four Married guys go fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy ! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not
said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal ?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off my alarm gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex,"
and she said, "Wear sun-block."