The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quick bout of love making' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a root!'
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that?'
' 'Cos Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar!'
scubafish
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Date Joined: 15/08/12
Best Photo I have ever seen
Best Photo I have ever seen of a person taking a dump.(truck)
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Alan James
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Date Joined: 30/06/09
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quick bout of love making' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a root!'
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that?'
' 'Cos Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar!'
axey45
Posts: 1758
Date Joined: 26/11/13
PMSL funny as good one m8.
PMSL funny as good one m8. Mars bar one.
crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
+1
Did the same at the Mars bar and also the dog talking cop.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
markj
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Date Joined: 23/12/08
Shark on the roof
Haha remember the shark on the roof well as I used to live nearby. Council tried for years to have it removed but they never did win!
Redfinman
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Date Joined: 18/10/09
I love Mars Bars hahahaha
I love Mars Bars hahahaha